Ashley Graham’s Perfectly Thicc Bikini Body

I do not know if would enjoy the beach that Ashley Graham is hanging at. It looks a bit too rocky for my liking. Maybe in a couple thousand years Mother Nature will quit slacking and finally finish breaking those boulders down into sand, but until then you can find me elsewhere.

Aside from being able to take a couple of profile pics with the rocks, they aren’t good for anything. They obstruct your line of sight, too, so you won’t even know what is going on around you. It is like a murderer’s playground. I want to be carefree at a beach. I do not need to be worrying about some deranged psycho waiting to slash me up behind every rock I walk passed. I have enough anxiety about murderer’s waiting behind my shower curtain, I do not see any need to add more possible murder locations to the list.

I think Ashley feels the same way that I do about this. That is why she is touching the back of her head in so many of these pics while she looks around. She is actually scratching her head and wondering where the psycho killer could be.

Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA