Ashley Graham Unbelievable Curves On The Red Carpet

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elliot-wolf - January 29, 2018


Ashley Graham has more curves than a Mazda commercial and I’m ready to speed into her life. Zoom zoom. Sometimes when I think about Ashley I think about all the special code names I could call her that no one else could. My little Graham cracker, or my little Grahammy because she would be nothing less than a trophy woman for making a featured appearance in my life. The only thing I want to do when I see her is wrap my hands around her, hold her so tight, and show her off. I wouldn’t even need to be a celebrity but I sure would feel like one.

Ashley takes the cake when it comes to talent. She always manages to pull off the impossible. Any other woman who decided to dress like the microwavable sleeve of a Hot Pocket would have been issued a summons by the fashion police. Graham pulls off her outfit flawlessly and looks more delicious than any microwaveable meal I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on. If I had to guess what flavor filling my little Hot Pocket was composed of it would have to be perfection with a side happiness.


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