bill-swift - June 20, 2016
Much Music is a craptastic kiddy pop music channel in Canada. They have their scourges too. More important to our cause, their annual music awards show brings northward a sweet and steady flow of sextastic music artists and celebrities from the Lower 48 looking for a chance in mid-June to show off their start of summer bodies.
Ashley Benson clearly owned the red carpet before the music awards, in her plunging top sans bra showing off her vastly underrated top Tinsel Town female form. Just stunning. Right behind Ashley was Gigi Hadid, Hailee Steinfeld, Hailee Baldwin, and Shay Mitchell all looking like a billion damn boobtastic dollars. So the competition was rough. But Ashley took my first prize for most amount of ice packs needed in the stranger danger area to keep from needing to make a formal trip to the doctor. Ashley, in that dress, you are my Viagra. Out of that dress, well, they don't make a prescription pharmaceutical to mimic that sensation. Not yet. When they do, I'm buying a case. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
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