bill-swift - March 18, 2016
Ashley Benson wore out a jacket that read 'I hate everyone' which I'd like to think if you continued to read on the inside said, 'everyone but Bill Swift who owns my hot body'. I can't verify that, but I suspect. The hot blonde who only last year finally came out of her more demure shell, was out in Beverly Hills in a pair of jeans shorts so short her entire spectacular gams were on display during her quit walk from car to fancy restaurant that costs more than my post-scandal Chipotle giveaway burritos.
Ashley is on my secret Top 10 list of girls I'd like to spend a weekend with at my Red Roof Inn suite. She gets little attention or notice as to hottest in Hollywood type lists, but whenever she wants to make her presence felt, she knows what to do. Show off some skin in public or photoshoots and suddenly everybody remembers why they wish they could be introducing her to their parents before shuffling on up to their childhood bedroom to act out some long-standing unrequited teen faptastic dreams. Ashley, those legs are killing me. Are they connected to anything fun by any chance? Enjoy.
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