Ashlee Simpson’s Bikini Makes Her Hat Slightly Less Annoying

You know how people say "gee, I wonder whatever happened to so-and-so?" Well, know one says that about Ashlee Simpson. The younger, possibly dumber, definitely more annoying Simpson sister has pretty much worn out her welcome. That being said, if maybe we had more Ashlee Simpson bikini pictures, and less Ashlee Simpson anything else, especially that douche-hat, she might be a bit more bearable. She would definitely be a lot more bearable if she dumped that uber-tool she's with. She'd be even more bearable if these were actually Jessica Simpson bikini pictures.

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