earl-jonas - April 18, 2017
Now, this is the car salesman, or should I say, saleswoman, we've been waiting for. Ariel Winter puts her massive mams to good use in her new Instagram picture by posing next to a Chevrolet for an #ad. I'm much more likely to drive off the lot in a car that I don't need if the person selling it to me is smuggling hefty hams in a tiny bikini top. Come to think of it, why aren't all dealership employees curvacious ladies in bikinis? Talk about a missed opportunity. Her caption reads:
Thank you so much for having me @chevrolet & @bootsybellows!!! I had an amazing time! #findnewroads #ad
Celebrities make beaucoup bucks pimping brands on Instagram, and as long as they look like Winter while doing so, I'm buying what they're selling. Winter has been heating up Coachella recently with her all-you-can-teat boobage buffet. For this Insta pic, she headed just down the road to an event in Rancho Mirage in one of her most revealing outfits yet. I'm sure she rode in a Chevy. Just kidding. Bentley with the A/C cranking.
In addition to those melons that just need to be taken for a test drive, Winter flaunts a toned stomach and legs she's been putting to the test at the gym. Chevy's new slogan may be "Find New Roads," but the only curves you'll want to navigate are on Ariel. I'll give myself points for that one.
Photo credit: Instagram