aldo-vallon - September 15, 2017
Goodness gracious and two great big balls of fire. Ariel Winter looks like she has been packed into a tube of toothpaste and someone is slowly squeezing the bottom, forcing her out the top. Let's hope that wherever it is she is going is not going to have a lot of dancing, or maybe that should be hoped for. My moral compass is so skewed nowadays that I do not know what is considered acceptable. But I know the Ariel's jugs are just one small hop from popping out the top of that dress. If the DJ plays Jump Around by House of Pain then those puppies will be running free in no time, like if PETA broke into an animal control facility.
As a small aside I need to ask, what is the proper technique to get every last bit of toothpaste out of the tube? Because I am dexterous enough to not mash the tube in my hand like only psychopaths do, but there always seems to be too much left at the end. I feel like it would be overkill to rent a steamroller to finish it for me, but I will if that is what it takes.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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