Ariel Winter Knows You Want Her Ass

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 7, 2018 at 2:02pm PST

With the millions of girls whose parents never loved them currently showing off their tits and asses on Instagram, we as the consumer really have to be selective. There's probably some scientific correlation between sluttiness level and lack of parenting, and considering Mama Crystal offered up Ariel on a platter to anyone in Hollywood who wanted to pork a twelve-year-old, Ariel is very very slutty. And she's not going to apologize for it. I am woman, hear me whore.

Winter has been relatively subdued on Instagram lately, and while she doesn't show a lot of skin in this new picture, she does indicate that she's bangable enough to have her old twink boyfriend grab her ass with his dirty hand. Like in the movies. This is her white trash stamp of approval, and she seems pretty damn proud. Finding a struggling actor willing to play a game of grab ass with you when you are rich and have big tits isn't really the challenge of a lifetime. Her boyfriend, Levi Meaden, benefits greatly off of whatever deep-seeded emotional issues make Winter stay with him. I can't tell if this is a win-win, a lose-lose, or a who-the-fuck-cares. Anyway, here's her ass. The CEO of Lululemon just killed himself.

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