Ariel Winter Busty And Braless Candids In Tight Black Tee

I remember this one time, must have been a few years back, but I spent the entire day without hearing anything about Ariel Winter. It was a dream. It was like the greatest day of my life. Nowadays, I can't go twenty four hours with her ass hanging out of her pants or her nipple popping out of whatever ill-fitting top she's wearing, or—on a day like today—she's strutting around braless with a see-through shirt on.

I seriously think this is how some lunatics end up convinced that celebrities are stalking them. There's this innate ability that some celebrities have where they get in the news every ding dong day of the week. Were I further adrift from reality than I currently am, I might be persuaded to think that Ariel Winter is doing something nefarious to work her way into my life every single day.

Thankfully, I'm not insane, or at least not clinically diagnosed yet, anyway. I know that Ariel Winter isn't stalking me, and most of you think it's probably the other way around. And to those of you I say, maybe. And I also say, I know you are but what am I? And then I end it with, I said good day sir!

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