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Ariel Winter Boobtastic With Burt Reynolds

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elliot-wolf - March 26, 2018

I have a hard time sleeping at night because my pillows have been worn out from so many restless nights thinking about beautiful women. But after seeing Ariel Winter I have come up with the perfect solution. If she’d be up for it, I could swap those two terrible sacks of fluff I currently sleep on for something better with the last name Winter. She looks softer than some memory foam and I’d give her all of the money I make in a month just to lay my head against her for 8 hours every night. If Ariel agrees I’d have the sweetest dreams from then on and never be plagued with the nightmare of having such a lovely lady be so far away from me.

Ariel has more than enough cushion to go around so I hope becoming my human pillow isn’t asking for too much. She would just make such an excellent addition to my life and I can’t see myself without her. Even if she says no there would be no hard feelings. I’d still count Ariel Winters instead of sheep until I fall asleep because she’s the best thing anyone can think about right before they hit the hay.

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