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Ariel Winter Ass Tattoo

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Sam Robeson - July 24, 2017

Ariel Winter looks like the rough beginnings of a Rosetta Stone HoneyBaked Ham in a Snapchat featuring a brand new tattoo. Winter verifies that she is indeed a nineteen-year-old by choosing the text "Love risks everything and asks for nothing." Don't you remember what it's like to be young and terrible? In the case of her twenty-nine-year-old live-in boyfriend Levi Meaden, I think Love is asking for a joint checking account. 

The picture both introduces the world to Winter's poetic prowess as well as provides another opportunity for her to slam the h8ers by showing some skin. This isn't any side ass and thigh. The body parts represent a worldwide movement for the acceptance of average looking celebrities. While Winter has a history of flossing her taint with Daisy Dukes, this bottomless picture takes things a step further. Towards. Porn.  

The new tattoo is but another brush stroke on Winters' generous canvas, and she previously opened up about her inkling for ink with:

I love getting tattoos. I think it’s a super fun way of expressing yourself. I only get tattoos that are really meaningful to me and I love it. 

The public is almost as obsessed with celebrity tattoos as they are with Chrissy Teigen's cellulite. Just imagine a tattoo of Tiegen's cellulite. The Internet would crash. Winter's assumption that this side ass tat will be as relevant to her in ten years - or ten weeks - as it is now is JV shit. But getting our eyeballs back on her body after we've seen it every damn day over the past year demonstrates the professional skills of a true ho. Now all she needs is a barcode tat to make payment easier for future gentlemen clients.

 

 

Photo Credit: Snapchat

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