elliot-wolf - June 26, 2018
Ariana is probably the only woman on this planet that could turn a nightmare scenario into dream. I cannot count how many times I’ve woken up in cold sweats truly believing I went on a date without my trusty trousers. Ariana has done the impossible. She has pulled off not wearing any pants in public and I love it. I’m pretty sure the town sheriff would hand me a citation for indecency faster than I could offer an explanation so I’ll just leave the pant-less frolicking to the professionals. There's no need for a person like me to get involved with this trend because sitting on a police station bench without the proper protection that pants provide doesn't sound like the best idea. But I’m glad that leaving your pants at home is no longer something to be embarrassed about.
Maybe most people will do away with wearing bottoms altogether. Honestly pants don’t do much besides get in the way. They’re the first thing you take off after a long day of work. Now it looks like Ariana has everyone beaten to the punch. It always takes a brave woman to shake up the status quo. Someone should build a statue in her honor. A big statue of a very brave woman without any britches on. That’s how she should be remembered.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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