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Ariana Grande Looks As Exhausted As She Does Sexy After 4 Hours In The Dance Studio

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elliot-wolf - February 1, 2019

I may have enough jazzercise workout VHS tapes to lure Ariana Grande to my house. It’s not that I dislike exercising in public, but people often forget the extra amount of effort it takes to get there and leave. It takes time and gas. Also I pass about five donut shops and a McDonalds on the way to a dance studio, gym, or park. That’s too much temptation. There’s only so many times you can say “get behind me Satan” before you’ve relapsed and your face is stuffed with doughnut number 11 of 12 from a dozen that you’ve almost finished in one sitting all by yourself on the way to workout.

Just look at Ariana. She looks pooped. If she had come to my house I could have lent her an extra leotard and we could have worked out right in my living room. I’d even offer her the guest air mattress to sleep over so she doesn’t have to worry about her legs giving out on the drive home. I believe in not making exercise harder than it needs to be. Hopefully Ariana is up for it. I’m even a Youtube certified yoga instructor. I can really get behind her and help her nail her downward facing down form. She’ll get the workout she deserves whenever she’s with me.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA 

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