Ari Lezama Monokini for 138 Water

Costa Rican Model Ari Lezama was in Malibu yesterday shooting a promo for the launch of 138 Water on Amazon, a rather momentous occasion considering the brand has considerable clout amongst fans of sexy women posing suggestively with bottled water. Granted these photoshoots are never terribly clever and often all look identical, but you have to admire the tenacity this company has at associating their brand with sexy, scantily clad women like Ari Lezama.

The swimwear she's sporting was referred to as a monokini, which is one of the stupidest terms I've ever heard. Isn't a monokini the same thing as a one-piece swimsuit. Monokini is one of those insufferable portmanteaus that comes along when people are too lazy to refer to something by its given name and think that their cleverness somehow outweighs the facts. It's words like monokini that have brought this society to the brink.

There's no denying that Ari Lezama is hot in this one-piece bathing suit. How hot is she? Well, she's so hot that she could actually get away with referring to this swimsuit as a monokini and I will resist the urge to institute my new policy of slapping anyone using that word across the face. That's some god damned powerful hotness.

Photos courtesy of MEGA