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Another Teen Mom Gets Out of Jail

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Lex Jurgen - November 5, 2013


Look at your name tag. If you're on an MTV reality show, you're probably already dead. Or, if you're the lucky one, paroled early out of a prison in Indiana like Teen Mom Amber Portwood. Amber was in prison because she chose corrections over court-ordered rehab. Apparently, the snatch tastes less like asparagus in the Big House. Just think of how the other Teen Moms have passed her by with all the fun stuff while she was locked up. Jennelle Evans got busted for heroin and assault, Farrah Abraham made either a million dollars or eleven cents taking a shlong up her pooper on camera. three more baby daddies got thrown in the clink. Amber's got some making up to do. She did say upon release her first order of business was getting some decent food so she can have an even fatter face by the time of her next arrest.

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