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AnnaLynne McCord Sextastic Santa’s Little Helper

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bill-swift - December 28, 2015

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that the Hallmark Christmas movie Santa's Little Helper is about St. Nick facing some kind of obstacle to delivering presents to the global kid population. Just a guess. I'm 72-o on the last seventy-two Christmas movies with that guess. I'm also going to guess that a movie featuring the sweet AnnaLynne McCord as an elf in a sports bra and knee-highs would've been much much better on premium cable. Hallmark is for families and nobody in families likes to think about how horny parents is what got them here.

We have seen so little of AnnaLynne these past few years since 90210 went away. I lusted her so deeply and heartily for years, then it just kind of went dark. Not my feelings, depravity fuels itself, but Anna and her lithesome body went bye-bye. I'm happy to have her back in any semi-clothed embodiment. Even Hallmark wants some number of guys to watch their movies. AnnaLynne as a hot helper kind of faded certainly does what it can. Come back to us fully, AnnaLynne. Not fully dressed, naturally, but completely. You have so much to give. Enjoy.

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