bill-swift - February 24, 2016
I must admit, my attendance at gallery openings is down from previous years when I went to zero. I don't mind getting dress up as necessary, you know, when somebody dies or I get married so basically the same thing. But to view art, I prefer my crocs and a marijuana logo t-shirt just to keep myself real and represent my block. I grew up on a cul-de-sac so not technically a block, but you get the idea.
More inclined to gallery openings are super hotties who look like a million damn dollars in their fancy get ups and wicked hot female bodies. Ladies like AnnaLynne McCord who you can literally take anywhere and make everybody jealous. Of course. And her. But mostly her. Other sweet babes like Ellen Hollman and Tara Reid followed along. Gallery opening are the place to see and be seen, especially as it relates to cleavage and see-through dresses and sideboobs. If that's all art was about, I'd have an honorary Ph.D in art appreciation. Alas, they use big words I don't understand as opposed to smaller words I totally do, like hot and daddy wants. Enjoy.
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