Anna Safroncik Bikini Body and Derriere Faptastic in Ischia

When I saw that Italian model and actress Anna Safroncik was looking so damn hot in her bikini in Ischia, I admit, my first thought was, where the heck is Ischia? My understanding of global geography being based entirely on a Risk board map, I've missed a few things. But once I spotted it on Google Earth, I plugged the coordinates into my invisible jet and took off for the island without delay. Surely Anna would be as excited to see me as I her. Though that assumption has failed me on more than one occasion in the past. Ass out of me and you and all that.

Anna really is quite the looker. And in that bikini, quite the booty and body exhibitionist. Though Anna wasn't born Italian, she's lived there much of her life, and is the local custom, you simply have to have a ridiculously hot asstastic to be considered native. And obviously a tiny bikini to flaunt therein. I give Anna passing grades. When I arrive in my invisible jet, I'll hand her her diploma. No, I don't know why it's pre-moistened. Just open it up. Enjoy.

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