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Andie Macdowell Made Pretty Daughters

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Lex Jurgen - June 10, 2014


Superficial beauty fades, but if you produce offspring with other beautiful people it will carry on in the faces of your children. I know most good looking people instinctively understand this. Supermodels who can barely keep a straight face as they claim that a sense of humor is what they're looking for in a man. You know your true duty to find a humorless good looking athlete to take into your chambers. Andie MacDowell met a male model when shooting a Gap ad and demanded he give her sperm for three babies forthwith. She did her part. But there are still some of you attractives who go around chasing mopes with fat bank rolls and letting them corrupt your genetic blessings. This world will only get better looking if hot people mindlessly bang the shnozz out of one another. I guarantee you ten million ugly people are having unprotected sex right this very second. I can see two out my window in the alley right now. It's like watching a manatee trying to smother a cat. There's no time to waste.

Photo Credit: Splash, AKM-GSI

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