Sam Robeson - November 7, 2018
Our resident ninja bee Elizabeth Hurley has always been crazy hot, but she recently came out as just fucking crazy with a string of weird old British lady Insta videos. Sure, old people aren't great with social media. But that doesn't make them all ninja bees. Ya know?
Yesterday we covered Hurley having a mental breakdown on the beach in a Halloween costume, and while the diagnosis seemed pretty cut and dry to me - the obvious owner of an advanced psychology degree from a reuptable school and certainly not a two-week Intro to Microsoft Word diploma from a college based out of a former Circuit City - some of you commenters think this is normal behavior. Trust the expert.
We now have another video - which we can tack on to ninja bee and manic topless cleavage flash - suggesting that the consistency of Hurley's brain is that of baby food. It's really the Joker-esque facial expression that elevates this to stage four fucking weirdness. Don't get me wrong. I don't give a shit as long as her tits look this amazing. Just, please, think before you diagnose celebrities online. This isn't wholesome British humor. It's a brain amoeba.
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