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Anastasiya Kvitko’s Curves Literally Cannot Be Contained

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aldo-vallon - August 15, 2018

If you turn your screen upside down Anistasiya’s ass looks like a coconut has been split in half and its milky goodness is spilling out. Her skin is such a perfect color to make that comparison that I hardly think it is only by coincidence that it makes the resemblance.

Or maybe I just made the comparison because the mental image of a bunch of guys flipping their computer screens over made me chuckle.

I am only kidding. I would never mislead you like that, and any fool could mistake Anistasiya’s cocobutt for a coconut. Thankfully she is not stranded on a desert island. Guys would be hallucinating, trying to stick straws up there for survival. And that would be horrific for many reasons, not least of which being the use of an outlawed plastic item. How dare they put their own survival above that of the sea turtles!

I think Anastasiya would agree with me on that point. She would not want any straws to be going near any of her orifices, and that would all be due to her environmentally conscious mind. A reed is a different story though, because it is natural.

 

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

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