Ana Braga Got MILF in Calabasas

I have so many questions that I do not think I will ever get answers to.

Is this shirt an example of what happens when a non-English speaker tries to make a t-shirt with an English phrase? Is what I am feeling right now the same thing that a Chinese man feels when he sees a poorly translated Chinese symbol? Or is Ana Braga trying to conduct a poll about how many men are still attracted to their wives?

And I wish the shirt was the beginning and end to all of my questions.

Who is the dominatrix that we have to thank for the shorts that she is wearing? I am not so sure they even qualify as shorts any more. They are more like bikini bottoms+.

The good news is that fathers do not have to worry about their young daughters wearing those shorts because they have a built in age minimum. If you are not old enough to tie your shoe laces then you certainly can’t get those shorts on. I think I may even be included in that number, which is probably for the best because those might be a good addition to my Rocky Horror Picture Show costume.

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