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Ana Braga Goes Shopping, Presumably for the Bottom Half of Her Shirt

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Mitch Jablonski - April 2, 2019

God bless Ana Braga, out there doing the lord's work every god damned day of the week. And in this particular case, the lord's work involves Ana showing off the bottom portion of her breasts, otherwise known as underboob, while just doing something as innocuous as shopping.

It's funny, the photo agency that leases these pictures, MEGA, referred to Ana Braga as the "Reigning Underboob Queen," which leads me to wonder who the queen was before Ana. Calling her the "reigning" queen would imply that there was another before her, but as far as I can tell, Ana Braga is the one who turned underboob into a cottage industry.

Prior to Ana Braga coming along, most women wouldn't dare leave the house with only half a shirt on. Now, everyone's jumping on the Ana Braga bandwagon and chopping off the bottom of their hoodies and whatever other tops they can get their hands and a pair of scissors on.

I feel Ana Braga's reign as Underboob Queen will be a long and prosperous one. One that we will talk about decades from now, glad that we were alive and living under such a benevolent queen. What a time to be alive, friends. What a time indeed.

Photos courtesy of MEGA



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