Ana Braga Cleavage in a One Piece in Malibu

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aldo-vallon - September 18, 2017

 The V-neck cut of Ana Braga's swimsuit is so unnaturally low that I am inclined to believe it started out as a crew neck. Ana's bosoms probably put the fabric under such an intense strain that it tore down to its present location. I am sure it put up a valiant effort and fought for as long as it could, but in the end, it was proved to be a doomed battle. The conditions under which it was expected to work were simply unacceptable. If Atlas had to perform the same job he would be destined to lose as well. He would be grossly under qualified. He was only ever expected to hold up one sky before, here he would be expected to hold up two globes. If my math is correct that would mean he was expected to do twice as much, but do not take my word for it, do the math for yourself. I think that under the transitive property, I am not sure seeing as how I am not a mathematician, that would mean the swimsuit Ana is wearing is worthy of mythological status.    


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