An Ode to Kate Middleton, Our Number One Olympics Fan (and Future Baby Mama)

Whilst we linger on the fine bodies of the female athletes this past week during the 2012 Summer Olympic games, let us not forget the face in the crowd ever-cheering on her British squad, and ever reminding us of our siring duties to come, Kate Middleton, the excitable and regally hot sports fan.

While Prince Bill has been off riding his ponies (and, you know, perhaps if he mounted his wife as often as his beloved steeds, we'd not have an heirless problem at the moment), the alluring and ever-smiling, clapping, and bouncing up and down Kate Middleton has been the head cheerleader for the host team. And now that we're thinking about Kate Middleton in a cheerleader uniform, we do need to remove ourselves toward the cold showers for a 20 minute icing down. A tapering if you will. Enjoy.