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Amber Rose Showcases Her Ridiculous Curves In Skimpy Poolside Bikini

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aldo-vallon - April 23, 2018

Amber Rose: Putting the ass in fantastic since 2001, the year she became legal.

Amber claims she began stripping at the age of 15 in order to help provide for her family. Well intentioned, to be sure, but she did inadvertently make an unknown number of unwitting men sex offenders. All they wanted was partake in the innocent pastime of looking stranger’s ta-tas, and she ruined that for them. One day I hope this perv is brought to justice.

Every part of Amber Rose looks like it came from a different person. She is like the Frankenstein’s Monster of hotties. The few times her face is not covered in glasses and makeup makes it clear her face was stolen from Julian Hough, her boobs were taken from Raquel Welch, her ass was ripped off of Nicki Minaj, her arms were taken from Travis Barker, and her hair used to belong to Sisqo.

Taking all of that into account, it is easy to see why she is such a crowd pleaser. If I had the chance to take all the best parts from different people…well I would probably just end up looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian. But my point still stands.

 

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