Amber Heard Remains The Single Hottest Scissor Sister in Hollywood

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bill-swift - October 24, 2012

Okay, we still haven't quite gotten over our inexplicable Ellen lust-crush, the fantasy where we're shoveling ditches with her along a sweaty Mississippi highway and Ellen needs to drop a deuce and we... well, the point is, it's unusual. But there's nothing out of the ordinary in our fervent passion for ridiculously hot Sapphic-leaning Amber Heard, just one amazing looking woman, kicked up even a few more Kelvin degrees of hotness in a recent John Russo photoshoot of Amber, stretched out and laid out in leather.

Now, I'm not saying I'd go lesbo for Amber (oh, that I had that choice in the first place), but I am saying that the dream of taking endless bubble baths with Amber for the sole purpose of exploring our lady parts beneath the water, well, I could give up football for that. Enjoy.