bill-swift - February 14, 2014
Seeing Amber Heard and her long legs is kind of bittersweet to me. Yes, hella sextastic legs on the red carpet for the 3 Days to Kill premiere in Los Angeles last night. But, then again, I'm reminded how those legs may never be intertwined with the legs of another hot woman ever again. At least until the Depp divorce is finalized in 2017 or what have you.
Amber, don't forget your roots so easily. Hot sweaty wet scissor kissing with some other fairer sex gender bodies nearly as fine as your own. Please, don't forsake this special kind of lust so easily, just for the chance to marry a hunky movie star. The world needs hot lipstick lesbians now more than ever. First, the L-Word goes off the air. Now this. Don't leave us with just Ellen. Enjoy.