Amanda Seyfried Works So Little To Make Men So Ha…ppy

Legs. Check. Chest. Check. Flowing blonde hair. Check.

Even the abnormally pale for L.A. skin has grown on me like a Nordic wind of hotness. Amanda Seyfried simply can not help but capture the oglers eyes even during the most routine of tasks. Like here, in a tank top and shorts buying boxes and boxes of condoms in advance of my visit. Just kidding. Amanda and I never place barriers between our lust for each other. There's cookies in the bag to keep my sustained during my Tantric fury.

Hey, you can not achieve what you can not dream. Enjoy.