Amanda Seyfried Squat Thrust Naughty Thoughts At L.A. Animal Shelter

Lift with the legs, Mandy, lift with the legs!

I'm not exactly sure what Amanda Seyfried was doing in full squat position at the L.A. Animal Shelter yesterday, I just know I like it. Just look at that ridiculous apple shaped bottom splayed atop her well-worked haunches. Like some kind of still-frame one of my many, ungentlemanly dreams of Amanda over the past couple of years.

And, no, I'm not going to make the obvious and crude comment about a super hot woman in that anatomical position in reference to some type of boot knocking prowess, but I sure as hell am going to think it. You see, you and I are very much alike in this regard. Victims of millions of years of procreative evolution, all funneled into one amazing asstastic visual at a home for wayward pets. We are blameless, trust me. And, enjoy.