Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To Murder Her Vagina…

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bill-swift - March 23, 2013

Who said romance is dead? Walking DUI Amanda Bynes sent out a message of love into the cold world of Twitter, the sweetness of which hasn't been heard since the days of Shakespeare. Simply, it read "I want @Drake to murder my vagina". It definitely paints a picture. Think of the nastiest thing a woman ever said to you. "Oh, I want you to f@$k me so hard" or "Your c@%k makes me so f#^*ing wet", etc. But imagine if a woman said to you, "Hey Egotastic! reader, I want you to MURDER MY VAGINA!" What would your reaction be? On the one hand it is flattering that she'd think that you are either A) So potent a lover that you will render her vagina useless and slack like the droopy ears of a basset hound or B) Your lovemaking is so intense that her vagina will be figuratively "dead" to all other lovers.

Or maybe it just sounds friggin' creepy and insane and if you were on the receiving end of such a compliment/threat you should stay away. If I were Drake I'd steer clear of her and her suicidal poony.

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