All The Hottest Stars At FOX’s 2018 All-Stars Party

There are only a handful of things I know for certain in this world. The song "All the Young Dudes" by Mott the Hoople is about paperboys, and FOX's All-Stars Party brings out the hottest of the hot in the world of entertainment.  In fact, if that doesn't give me the best idea to turn this here mother into a Jukebox Selects...

Ah yes, the FOX All-Stars Party where the network's biggest stars gather to show off their product for the new year. Or something. Who the hell can keep track of all these various get togethers happening at this time of year. Tomorrow's The Golden Globes already for goodness sake. I haven't seen even half of the nominated films. What's happening here? Why are the distributors of Phantom Thread treating it like a state secret? Release that film already people!

Anyway, 2018 is slipping away already and we're not even a week deep yet. It's absolute madness, but such is the pace of the world now. We don't take enough time to stop and smell the flowers anymore. And to admire beautiful starlets in skimpy outfits. And to carry the news. Boogaloo dudes.

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