elliot-wolf - September 21, 2018
Peanut butter and jelly, cheese and crackers, models and bottles, these are some of my favorite pairings in life. I’m not a huge boozer, but I like having a drink from time to time because I know that liquor makes the ladies loquacious. So that means that the hot girl who had no chance of saying hello to you before, will probably fill you in with a bunch of high school stories and secrets from her past after a few sips. And making a genuine connection with a hot woman should be on everyone’s to-do list everyday. I know it’s on mine. Even if she wakes up with a hangover the next day and says spilling the beans was a mistake. I say all of that to say this, life needs more gin parties with hot ladies like Scheana Marie, Demi Mann, and Ashley Kirk on the guest-list.
I may just have to look into bartending if women like that like to crowd around watering hole parties. I’ve been pouring beverages into cups my entire life, how hard can doing it professionally really be? And if you ask me what my recommendation for a perfect cocktail would be, it'd be two parts Kate Neilson, one part Parnia Porsche, with a dash of Lola Tash and Siena Oberman as a garnish.
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