All The Hottest Models At The Deluxe Version Maganize Launch: Farrah Abraham, Arianny Celeste, and Jamillette Gaxiola

Man, oh man, have you guys ever heard of Deluxe Version Magazine? It's the kind of glorious gift that gets dropped in your lap just when you think the world is going to collapse around you.

It's a magazine catering to the rich that's allegedly supposed to help you live the best version of your life possible. The Deluxe Version, if you will. Problem is, this is the guy who owns the magazine and this is how he chose to welcome people to its tenth issue...

The magazine is rife with nonsense garbage like this. Sandwiched between articles like “Stop Using Busy as an Excuse” are ads for plastic surgeons and cosmetic dental work and limo rentals. I highly recommend checking it out, it's like the official magazine of the fall of the Roman empire. Really next level shit when it comes to people who totally lack self-awareness.

But first, check out these pics of some of the hottest women from the launch party. It's really the only positive thing they've contributed to society at large at this point, so that's got to count for something. I certainly hope it does, anyway, otherwise this whole thing is a wash. Ah well, wouldn't be the first time.

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