elliot-wolf - September 14, 2018
The most recent Teen Vogue Body Party had more hotties than a jar full of pickled peppers. Of the habanero kind. I instantly felt the temperature go up every time I looked over in their direction. I’m not exactly sure what the purpose, or objective of a body party is, but I would sure like to go to one. I want to be the man to help Yovanna Ventura celebrate what she was blessed with. Providing her with a cake in her shape and honor is the least I could do.
I can easily see why Tatiana Ringsby, Peyton List, and Afiya Bennett all got an invite. Their bodies are in need of some appreciation as well. Every party needs an after party. I’m officially opening my doors for these young ladies to continue the celebration at my house. There will be fancy snacks, the water with the bubbles, and John Mayer playing Your Body Is A Wonderland all evening. It’ll be a great time for all who decide to show up. Because when your body looks anything like how the bodies belonging to these young ladies look, you deserve to let loose and not keep such an amazing figure under wraps.
Photo Credit: MEGA