brian-mcgee - June 11, 2018
The theatre kids took over New York City last night as all the hottest women of stage and screen were in town for the 72nd Annual Tony Awards! It was a veritable who's who of the hottest women in show business and we're handing out some awards of our own!
American Idol runner up Katharine McPhee wins the award for Name That Reminds Me Most of the Director McG. Now I hate McG, but I love Katharine McPhee, so why does her stupid name remind me of that even stupider director?
Scandal star Kerry Washington wins the You Know, She Could Be Related to George Washington Award where we discuss a dark and terrible time in our history where people were routinely named after the various heads of households. It's true, look it up.
Rachel Brosnahan was also there and she gets the award for Hottest Actress in a Show I Have Zero Interest In, for her work on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. I really want to watch it because Rachel is hot and topless in the first episode, but I just can't bring myself to pull the trigger.
Lea Thompson's daughter Zoey Deutch gets the award for You Only Have a Career Because You're as Hot as Your Mom Was When She Was Your Age, and wrapping up the festivities, Tina Fey gets the Lifetime Achievement Award for being awesome.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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