elliot-wolf - September 26, 2018
The iHeart Radio company needs to hold way more red carpet events if the caliber of ladies I see before me are always in attendance. If you weren’t aware, I heart hot women. And deep down, I know they would heart me right back if I could manage to score an invite to one of these events. I need the name and number of the party planner. Because any person that has Iggy Azalea’s personal contact information is alright in my book. I’d even bring the red carpet just so that I don’t show up empty handed. I don’t want it to look like the whole reason I showed up was to stare at and compliment Sarah Hyland and Carrie Underwood in their outfits. Even though that is 99 percent of the reason why I want to go.
I will always support iHeart radio as long as iHeart radio supports showing off Mariah Carey’s best angles. They should even consider having a radio station solely dedicated to discussing hot ladies. I’d make an excellent host as studying hot women is my speciality. Honestly, if there was a degree available, I’d already have a PhD in the field. My thesis would be almost novel length in throughly explaining why Shanina Shaik looks absolutely amazing in short shiny silver dresses. She’s like a little slice of heaven on the red carpet.
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