All Stars

January Jones Topless Sweet Treats Flashed Historically in Sweetwater (VIDEO)

 

Yet to hit the theaters in the U.S., but the Western drama Sweetwater is already bound to be your single favorite cowbody flick since your last favorite cowboy flick thanks to January Jones being quite topless in what will surely become a legendary Mr. Skin clip for eons to come.

I don't want to give too much away, but January Jones is a 19th century something or other somewhere and two cowboys set upon her with a mind toward non-consentual lovemaking when January turns and comes upon them with a gun. Hint: the would be un-gentlemanly type do not come out on top. But we the audience do, for the tops of January Jones are spectacularly bare and I feel myself reaching for my own six-shooter (okay, that's bragging, and not close to true).

Betty Draper topless to open up a Monday -- the stars are truly aligned this morning. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Topless Poolside Bikini Candid Perfection! Thank God It’s Funbags!

 

I'm not sure what possessed Joana Krupa to remove her bikini top while hanging out poolside in Miami, but, I am so happy with her decision.

The long-time belusted Polish-American hottie on these here pages, now Real Housewives of Miami famous, Joanna Krupa produces some of the finest visuals we've ever seen. She's simply sextastic. And while we've peeked at her peaks before, this is perhaps the finest candid topless pictures we've encountered with the blonde hottie.

So, we are thankful. And given that it's a Friday, we shout out. Thank God It's Funbags!

READER FINDS: Madonna Young and Nekkid, Jessica Chastain Topless, Leelee Sobieski Cleavetastic, and Much Much More…

 

What a week it was in the world of socially gifted sextastic celebrity photos. You guys and Sapphic leaning girls have been flooding our mailboxes and secret underground canals with your skin-filled suggestions for sharing with your fellow readers. What could possibly be more beautiful than this act of funbag filled benevolence? Well, I can't think of anything, though I am admittedly rather narrow a'focus in my life.

This week's Reader Finds includes McKayla Maroney in a self-shot bikini pic (thank you to EgoReader 'Kevin'), Emily DiDonato quite spectacularly see-through and Dana Delany quite spectacular all-over (kudos indeed to 'Michael G.' though we do need to inspect that latter shot a bit more), Miley Cyrus in a revealingly hot swimsuit (bless you 'James'), Yolanthe Sneijder nipple slip (from Dutch friend 'Pim J.), Lea Seydoux quite nekkid in Farewell, My Queen (contributed naughtily by 'Nancy'), Sharon Stone topless in The Specialist (clipped and shared by 'Devon'), Emily Blunt wicked hot in a Vriens McGrath photoshoot (delivered by 'Steve M.'), glamour hottie Melissa Debling bikini topless in a classic Zoo shoot (photo bombs dropped by 'Wendell'), Teresa Palmer looking Down Under delicious in Flaunt (mag pics supplied by 'Ethan'), Demi Lovato looking smoking in a M Tammaro photoshoot (Demi lover 'Siren' thought to share these), Leelee Sobieski one cleavy dominatrix onscreen (wow and thank you to 'Holden'), Jessica Chastain topless in Jolene (kudos to 'Bill D.' for these bare finds), Kim Kardashian photoshopped beauty (okay, c'mon 'Grant', but we honor your lust), Esme Bianco quite topless in the movies (donated by 'Lester'), what appears to be a quite young Madonna doing some nekkid modeling (controversial pics by way of 'Owen'), Alexina Graham ginger and topless (fruit treats provided by 'Chris'), and last, but definitely not the least sextastic, gloriously hot Josie Maran also quite topless in modeling pics (transmitted benevolently by 'Jim'). Enjoy.

Marielle Jaffe Topless, Smoking Hot, and Most Definitely Gone Wild

 

A big thanks to our friends at Girls Gone Wild for contributing these wicked hot photos of belustable hottie Marielle Jaffe, who you may recall recently from Scream 4 or Percy Jackson or he Secret Life of the American Teenager, if you go that way. We first featured Marielle back in early 2011, when V magazine listed her as the young talents to look out for in Hollywood.

Somebody else noticed. The good and upright folks at GGW who got a photoshoot with Marielle quite revealing and topless on her rise to certain stardom, sharing this truly divine wonderment with us today.

(Of course, to see tons of hot girls before they quite got famous, check out Girls Gone Wild.)

Lea Seydoux Topless, Melanie Laurent Nekkid, Beverly D’Angelo Topless in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

What are you planning on doing this weekend that's so very special you don't have time for a little celebrity skin flick viewing? Precisely. Just speaking for myself, I'm going to take a solid two hours I would ordinarily spend in my dark closet trying not to breathe lest the alien invaders find me and probe my bowels the hard way and instead pop some popcorn and fire up the screens for a little T&A thespianic style courtesy of recommendations from our good friends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Lea Seydoux and her Frenchie lesbionic partner topless in Blue is the Warmest Colour, Melanie Laurent not topless in Now You See Me in theaters, but quite nekkid in a bunch of previous film roles, and Beverly D'Angelo classic topless role in the 30th anniversary of National Lampoon's Vacation. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something will be blue. Enjoy.

(And, of course, don't forget your EgoReader membership to the Mr. Skin website and its vast vast libraries, archives, and research facilities therein.)

Alice Goodwin Topless Lingerie Striptease, Let’s Call It, Perfection

 

You know when people say they feel like they've died and gone to heaven? A bit of an overstatement, I always feel, but I must be honest, that notion is swirling through my slightly undersized brain as I vision up these amazing Alice Goodwin topless pictures.

Alice has a body that was surely designed in the factory of Awesome, with body parts inflated to just precisely the perfect capacity, perfect to love, lust, and or occasionally be crushed by. And who would be the first to complain from a funbag crushing by way of Alice Goodwin? Not I, good sir, not I. Enjoy.

Noemie Lenoir Topless Striptease for For Your French Lust Connection

 

Now, this is a striptease. French model Noemie Lenoir put her all, well, at least her topless all, into quite a show at The Crazy Horse gentleman's club in Paris, creating quite a stir every which way.

While 'burlesque' has had something of a renaissance here in the U.S., let's be honest, it's pretty much disappointing when the girls whisk off stage before the last of their apparel has been discarded. You can't even find a topless revue on the Strip in Vegas anymore. But, last night in Paris, Noemie showed them all how it's done. And done proper. Bravo. Enjoy.

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