All Stars

Melissa Debling Topless Office Striptease Makes Coming to Work Much More Enjoyable

 

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I got my first office job only to learn that the busty hot girls in the office don't strip each afternoon in their cubicles. Even here at Egotastic! prevailing labor laws and all these newfangled sexual harassment rules hanging on the kitchen door prevent me from requesting such customs. Albeit, if it's voluntary, I'm not going to shut it down.

Nevertheless, none of this real life boring nonsense prevents the passionate man from engaging in some tried and true fantasy of a sextastic and ridiculously hot bodied woman like Melissa Debling stripping at her desk for some office time visual fun time. It really would help to increase attendance at work I believe. I'd probably never leave. I might just camp here and watch the replay on my iPad. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Shall Always Be Three Words That Thrill Me Like No Other

 

I feel like I've been in lust with Rosie Jones since before my bobos even descended into their current location, though I'm certain that can't possibly be true. Rosie Jones is still ever so young in her early 20's but her several years now of showing off her fine female form without many clothes feels like she's created a lifetime of memories already. Happy mammary memories.

But, like any great artist, there is no peaking for Rosie Jones. She's back again in outtakes from her recent Nuts photoshoot and looking simpler hotter and more funbag faptastic than ever. I'm not exactly sure how she does it, I only know I wish I could bottle it and keep it by my bedside for occasional sniffs. Oh, the aroma of Rosie Jones sextastic could mean that I never sleep on my stomach again, Completely worth it. Bless you, Rosie Jones. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Nekkid and Full Frontal Bikini Changing in St. Barts

 

I'm beginning to feel a little bit like that William H. Macy character in Boogie Nights who keeps finding his professional adult film star wife 'engaged' in off hours work at every turn. I've just recovered from knowing that my future wife and extremely hot model Edita Vilkeviciute has been hanging out topless on the beach in St. Barts, now I've discovered she was caught changing and all over nekkid on the beach for all the world to see. Well, all the Egotastic! world to see. I feel like our relationship could use a few boundaries.

Obviously, I'm polyamorous, meaning, I have zero self restraint. And I expected to bring this up with Edita when she stops sicking her Teutonic dogs on me every time I get within fifty feet. But the idea that she's just going to flash her perfect bare funbags and lady nest, not to mention that world class bottom, sans any clothing whenever and wherever she likes. Well, I'm going to have to talk to her about who is wearing the pants in this future marriage. Hopefully, it won't be more for any great lengths. Enjoy.

Rosanna Arquette Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, The Game of Thrones Ladies of the Evening Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

If it's Friday then it must be Mr. Skin forecast for the fun side of your home viewing weekend entertainment. Like clockwork, Mr. Skin informs you of how to get your minute hand on your six o'clock and have yourself a little private party. And this week is hardly short of many visually moving wonderments that ought to keep your quite content in your comfy chair with your remote.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Paz de la Huerta quite full frontal and nekkid and making out with Katrina Bowden in Nurse 3D now out on Blu-Ray, the hottie brunettes and redheads of whoredom on Game of Thrones getting nekkid themselves in the season opener on HBO, and veteran thespianic Rosanna Arquette not nekkid in Game Day out in theaters today, but quite topless in a number of her former cinematic ventures. It's lots of lovely funbags just the way we like them, full and ripe like summer berries. Enjoy.

(Absolutely do not forget the best Easter gift ever for your friends and family, a discounted membership to the entire vault of Mr. Skin.com)

Marlene Morrow Classic Nekkid Goodness For a Very Happy Playboy TV Easter Deal

 

There are many things I love about my own Playboy membership. One is the historical nature of Playboy content. While Egotastic! runs a solid eight years back now, Playboy has been around for sixty years and archived all of their crazy nekkid hot model and celebrity content. For instance, say I want to see who was  the Playmate during Easter forty years ago. With a couple clicks I pull up the deliciously early 70's fun bodied Marlene Morrow. Just wicked hotness from the era of bush and blessed tan lines. Yes, it turns out that sextastic women without their clothes on have always been passion inducing.

Easter Special: Playboy.TV for just $5.83 month with Annual Pass

To celebrate the current Easter 2014, our friends at Playboy Plus are offering a super special deal on Playboy.TV. Forty years ago, you couldn't get thousands of videos and television programs featuring Playboy level hotties, but now you can. Right there on your computer or mobile device. And it's just a few bucks a month. God bless the advancement of media and technology. The women stay hot as ever, the delivery systems keep getting better. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Goodness Invades My Mind and Fills My Soul and Other Poetic Nonsense

 

Continuing on with our hottie British line of regal temptresses, Emma Glover deserves far more accolade for her stellar good looks and ridiculously hot body that can be delivered with mere words. I'd probably use semaphore flags if given the option. That way I could wave Emma in for a soft landing in my cocoon of Glover appreciation where I keep a shrine to the crazy hot brunette.

Emma Glover is not afraid to get her clothes off outdoors to show you her fine funbags so deeply full of future fun time stories yet to be told. Every time she takes her top off, an angel gets its wings. At least, that's the best way to describe the feeling I get in my nether regions. Oh, Emma, you give so much and ask for so little. I really really like that kind of relationship. You're my hero. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out the Emma Glover official page for all your crazy hot Glovetastic needs.)

READER FINDS: Kristen Stewart See-Through, Daryl Hannah Topless, Marion Cotillard Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Can it really be Friday already? My first my favorite day of the week, not just because it constitutes the day fresh bagels arrive in the morning courtesy of The Man, though mostly that is why. Free is my very favorite flavor. In addition to complimentary snacks, each Friday we open up the perfume scented reader e-mail bag to see what goodies so many of you have contributed to the general feeling of erection, err, elation, among our brotherhood and Sapphic leaning sisterhood. I never cease to be amazed. Then again, I do have the mental faculties of a six year old.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kristen Stewart deliciously see-through top in a righteous Sasha Eisenman photoshoot (many thanks to EgoReader 'Blynn'), Holly Marie Combs flashing boobtastic on the silver screen (contributed honorably by 'Thomas'), Daryl Hannah pretty damn nekkid in her own screen turn (ah, Daryl, so hot back in the day recognized by 'Marty S.'), Samantha York quite nekkid in Purple magazine (York goodness via 'Ellen'), Marion Cotillard quite nekkid (delicious French dish by 'Ramon'), Rita Ora sideboob in the new edition of Elle magazine (spotted early on by 'Doug G.'), Juliette Binoche with even more Frenchy topless goodness (merci to our friend 'Annalise'), Rumer Willis see-through dress from behind showing behind (ethereal peeks provided by 'Devon'), more Franco-faptastic of Gabrielle Lazure quite nekkid in the cinema (ooh la la donated by 'Terry T.'), Blair Brown topless in the rather wackadoo Altered States (throwback funbags via 'Scott'), Emmanuelle Seigner topless in yet another Frenchy styled movie (Viva la Sextastic assist from 'Marcus'), Dita de Leon and Jessica Morris topless in a not so memorably onscreen role (boobtastic bottled at the source by 'Evan J.'), Alexandra Daddario quite nekkid though slightly obscured in the water in the new Vanity Fair (kudos to sweet sweet 'Caroline'), wicked hot Karolina Szymczak nekkid in the Bunny magazine (thank you kindly 'David M.'), Beatrice Bouchard, twin sister to tennis playing Genie Bouchard, looking all bikini dazzled (excellent uncovery by 'JT'), Jennifer Lawrence booty calls in new X-Men still (lovely little teaser from 'Colin'), and another Frnech dip at Marion Cotillard topless this time in A Private Affair (fine work by 'Ingrid'). It's a whole heap of hotness this week. Are you man enough to handle it? What does that even mean? I surely aim to find out. Enjoy.