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Dakota Johnson Topless Bottomless Whipped in Fifty Shades of Grey Sneak Peek!


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As expected, Fifty Shades of Grey made superbank at the movie this Valentine’s Weekend. I don’t know if any guys went together to see this film, but I’d like to know so I can add them to our test pilots for rickety rocket to Mars list. Wow. I’ll say this for the film. it delivered exactly what’s promised. A lot of some hot guy topless a whole lot and Dakota Johnson topless even more being spanked and bound and flogged in a dungeon.

Take a sneak peek with us if you will of some of the truly peek worthy moments of rising star Dakota Johnson quite topless or slightly demurely posed nekkid in this film. This isn’t the entirety, but a strong sample of what you missed if you told your girlfriend if you tried to convince your girl the NBA All-Star game was a legit sporting event and you couldn’t go. Somebody went, trust me, this movie did hella cash. There will be sequels. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Topless Tanlines In This V Man Magazine Throwback

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Mr. Skin Valentine’s Day Offer — Only $4 A Month! So Much Better Than Chocolate or Flowers!



I don’t know what you’re getting your beloved this Valentine’s Day, but you can be sure it’ll be wilted or consumed or forgotten or even the source of arguments by this time Monday. Unless you purchase Mr. Skin’s latest hot rock bottom deal for Valentine’s Day. $4 a month, which is crazy cheap for the master of all things nekkid and onscreen celebrity. For man, for woman, for your androgynous Subway sandwich maker who treats you so nicely throughout the year. This is the gift to buy for that special person in your life. Most especially if that special person is you.

Mr. Skin Crazy Ass Valentine’s Day Deal, Just $4 a Month

Every minute you wait is another minute without the hundreds of thousand of photos and videos, brand new, vintage, everywhere in between, or Mr. Skin skin-filled content. It’s the gift everybody cherishes. Seriously, get one for grandma. This is less than the cost of one ticket to see 50 Shades of Grey, and will make you feel dirty good instead of just dirty why am I here. Trust. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Kate Compton Topless In The Desert With Just A Gun And In-N-Out Burgers

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If there’s two things I love, it’s hot nekkid women and In-N-Out Burger. It is in that order, thank you very much. For those of you who also love guns, you’ll be triply pleased with L.A. model Kate Compton who appears to be stranded out in the desert with not many clothes on, and just two double-doubles and a handgun to keep her nourished and safe. I’d take these as my sole outdoor living supplies if Kate is part of the deal. My survivalist skills would easily fail me when the first winter freeze hit, but at least when rescuers find my diary, it’ll be packed with the erotic and almost unimaginable pleasures Kate and I had before she killed me for food. It could be worse.

On Fridays we like to especially celebrate the precious lovely bits of flesh and female goodness that make this world worth visiting. Kate Comtpon and those tasty burgers of her leave my mouth watering. I wonder how many bullets she has in that gun. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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READER FINDS: Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, Reese Witherspoon Topless, Elle Fanning See-Through and Much Much More…


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Sacred Friday. How you do benevolently visit us once a week to bring on thoughts of R&R and maybe just a little or a lot of T&A. Ampersands they do oblige. We celebrate each final day of the workweek here by prying open the oaken casket and withdrawing the sweet smelling bag filled with Reader Finds. I wish that you could hear the trumpets. It’s truly a jubilation on par with Chinese New Years spectacles in Shanghai. Please indulge your senses. And, no, those aren’t the sounds of firecrackers.

This week’s Reader Finds includes…. (credits to follow shortly, super secret promise).

Monika Pietrasinska Topless In Leather And Lace For Glorious Revelations

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Go on. See your 50 Shades of Grey. I’m quite content in my black and white visuals of Monika Pietrasinska, the crazy hot bodied Polish brunette model I fell madly in lust with during 20012-2013 before she suddenly disappeared from our cheap, but serviceable sextastic radar systems here at Egotastic HQ. I don’t know what Monika has been up to the past couple of years, but if it’s all been leading up to this gloriously hot leather and lace topless pictorial for her home country’s Playboy magazine, then I’d have to say it was more than worthwhile.

Now, I’ve had a lot of women suddenly disappear on me in their lives. You know, change their names, identities, force their parents and families to move and expunge their public records of any kind. I seem to have that affect on women. But to have one come back after such an absence all topless and heavenly boobtastic, well, that’s a Valentine’s surprise I will surely accept. Just simply stunning. My polish beauty! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Playboy Poland

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Ginger Ridicuously Hot Alina Is Topless In A Dreamy Photoshoot


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Imagine this concept. Take a dreamy ginger model like Alina and find an abandoned property in the country and shoot her in various stages of undress. Yes, it is that simple, and yet, ever so complex?

Damon Loble conceived the dreamscape for C-Heads magazine, a chance to show off the innocent allure of the redheaded beauty who agreed to be au natural out in nature. She’s certainly a princess fit for this particular kingdom. A kingdom I’d ride miles on my brave steed, Mr. Pettibone-West, just to see for myself. Especially during the daylight hours. When the princess is topless. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Damon Loble Shoot For C Heads