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Tess O’Reilly Topless Treats On Display in Zip

 

What can I say? I'll always be a sucker for hot girls with oversized suckers, and I am now just talking about their lollipops. Quite amazing that this naughty cliche still works on me, but it totally does, so when I saw lovely Irish lass Tess O'Reilly lapping up her rainbow of sugary goodness in Zip magazine, I just had to share.

Tess is a girl you really ought to get to know, at least from a virtual visual perspective. She has a bright glamour modeling future based upon my investigative and predictive powers. I'm usually right about these things I can say without sounding arrogant because I'm only good at very very few things. Tess, remember her. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Topless Lingerie Pictures To Soothe All That Ails You

 

You laugh at me when I say that beautiful bouncy funbags can save this world. I know you do. I can hear you. I'm like Carrie on Prom Night, but a little less clueless. So, go ahead and mock my crazy beliefs, but I still have true faith in the fact that glorious boobtastic displays like the perfectly plump roundabouts on the frontside of Lucy Collet can heal any and all ailments, Both physical and emotional.

This midweek tradition of celebrating bodacious boobs is more than just a visual treat, it's a healing ritual. You may have an entirely different belief about achieving peace, but I assure you this, my belief is much hotter than yours. Enjoy.

(For more glorious Lucy Collett hotness, be sure to check out her official site at Lucy-V.com)

Shanna Moakler Says ‘Breastfeeding Is Incest’; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid

 

As you know, my favorite new game here on Egotastic! A celebrity pops her head up in public to say or do something less than smart, and we just have to look at them nekkid. I suppose that doesn't make a lot of sense, but try explaining the rules of baseball to an alien and watch them roll their eyes too.

Shanna Moakler has been in the news this week because she told TMZ she believes her sweet funbags are reserved only for sex and that feeding a baby from her udders would be tantamount to incest. That's an odd thing to say. It makes little sense. But, hey, you feel like you feel. And if you start getting into the mind of Shanna Moakler, well, that's a corn maze you do not want to enter.

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Instead, thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, let's just look at Shanna nekkid. It's where she really shines. Not saying anything stupid, just looking ridiculously hot without any clothes on in Playboy magazine. Admittedly, if I were her son, I can see the incest thing coming up, but more so as a teen, less as an infant. Enjoy.

Seren Gibson Topless Wonderments Playfully Purposed for Front

 

We haven't seen luscious brunette glamour model Seren Gibson in some time, so this is quite a treat. The hot and boob-heavy sextastic little lady brought along her friend Tamsin for a display of frivolity and passion inducement of the pillow fighting sorority girl kind for Front magazine.

There's something to be said for two wicked wanton young women having a naughty sleeopver party and biting each other's panties -- and that thing is 'awesome!'. Welcome back, Seren. Please don't ever leave again. Enjoy.

Paula Fel Mas Mas En Fuego Y Topless en Revista Sudamericana

 

Oh, yeah, check out my Spanish, gente. Who says The Rosetta Stone is full of it.

More importantly, check out Paula Fel, one super fine Uruguayan celebrity model getting strippy with it in H Para Hombres magazine. Just simply a ridiculously hot body and the kind of girl whose mother I will now impress with my sub-mediocre Spanish. Besame mucho, Paula. Todo era un hombre. Consider this deal done. Well, maybe. Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Topless Curvaceous Yellow Bikini Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Every now and then you need a little less drama with all your fine funbags, and a little more straight up, hand-delivered, if not hand fondled chest fineries, the likes of which are deftly provided by Jodie Gasson, one of absolute favorite bouncy flouncy bodies on this planet.

On Ta-Ta-Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is upright and downright passion inducing. It's the most forgotten day of the week, but not soon forgotten are the inner tubes of Jodie Gasson appearing from beneath her unraveling bikini top in this bodacious pictorial from the Britty glamour model. I could nest in her maternal splendors for a fortnight and a day with nothing for sustenance save the beads of sweat from our hurricane force lovemaking. I might also need a PB&J sandwich. And, then, obviously, a glass of milk. But that's all. Jodie provides the rest. Enjoy.

(Check out much more Jodie Gasson skin-filled goodness at JodieGasson.com)

Laura Croft Looked Bikini Hot at Tao Beach Opening; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid in Playboy

 

This is my new favorite hobby I must admit. Seeing current day hotties looking amazing and then remembering with you when they appears nekkid in Playboy. I mean, stamp collecting is a blast, but this is so much better.

Former Hooters girl and model Laura Croft looked outright amazing in her bikini at the opening of the Tao Beach club for the summer season in Las Vegas.

There were a bunch of other model and celebrity hotties, but Laura stood out as the guy most likely to get people to actually come to the club. Plus, now we get part deux, the chance to see her nekkid.

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Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus for this memorable pictorial of Laura Croft flashing her bare wares. Quite a specimen of the female kind. It's hard to believe she was one day serving drooling fools like me hot wings. But, I do believe. Enjoy.

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