All Stars

Rosie Jones Topless In Lingerie Photoshoot for ZOO October 2014

 

Rosie Jones is one of my favorite models who likes taking off their clothes a lot. She's just friggin sexy as F. She starts off in a series of sexy lingerie numbers that accentuate those amazing funbags. She then obliges us with what we really want to see, namely her naked boobies. They seem all natural to me, but huge, just like I like 'em. Is there anything sexier than a pair big perky of naturals? I think not. She's also been gifted with a supernaturally wonderful booty. If I was a woman, I'd take a shot of her booty to the plastic surgeon and say, "make me look like that". It's such a perfectly round butt that it draws lesser derrieres into its orbit. If Rosie's booty doesn't make you jump for joy then you might need to examine your life.

Oh, sweet Rosie. Thank you for the gift of your funbags and butt. You are a true humanitarian.

Miley Cyrus Sunbathes Topless On A Hotel Balcony In Sydney

 

The ever provocative Miley Cyrus decided to let her funbags out for some air on a hotel balcony in Sydney, Australia. The sexy pixie whipped off her top in full view of the paps so that they could get some nice clear shots of her lady plums. Say what you want about about Miley, she knows how to give her fans what they want to see. I've always thought Miley had a delightful rack. They are just so darn pert and fun. They are the kind of boobies you want to go out on the town with and do shots until the wee hours. Miley was also wearing a pair of short shorts, because Miley hates clothes, and her splendid little tight booty peek-a-booed out of the bottom of them.

The butt that launched a million twerks is extraordinary. If they gave out a Nobel Prize for achievements in booty, Miley would surely win for what she's done to advance that field.

Tessa Fowler And Her Topless Cakes O’ Goodness for a Mammarial Monday

 

As my mom used to say, sometimes you just need a big ole set of lovely honkers in your face to make you happy. I think she was doing phone sex or something in the other room. Whatever it took to pay the bills, bless her heart. But no truer words have ever been spoken. How can you not lay your peeps upon the bodacious wonderments of Tessa Fowler and her squishy cakes and not feel warm and comforted all over. You don't need those pills to relieve stress. Delve your soul into a round mount of chesty sweet pillows and feel the anxiety leaving your body like so many fans at a Jaguars game. Sorry, that was called for, and yet, uncalled for.

Tessa Fowler reminds us all that it's the icing on the cake that you remember the most. The first taste, the last lick, the sweet creamy buttery goodness. Yes, I'm talking about her ta-ta's. Whoa, I do feel like I'm wrapped in a warm protective blanket. Bless you and your bodacious pair for sharing, Tessa. You are my Nobel Peace Prize winner. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out much more of Tessa's teats on her official fan page.)

New Faces, New Bodies, New Funbags in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I love it when we get some new blood in the Boob Tube Roundup. Not that there aren't some evergreen ladies of the ta-ta's I delight in peeping on the relatively smaller screen in our favorite almost entirely cable TV shows each week. But it's always and forever a treat to be introduced to new hot mostly nekkid bodies on new television shows, some of which are quite good stories by the way. The blessed boobtastic is just the tasty icing on the cake.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Elizabeth McLaughlin and Emayatzy Corinealdi showing off in Amazon's Hand of God, beautiful Klara Issova flashing just a quick but memorable bit of chest puppies in The Transporter, Ruth Wilson taking it in many ways in The Affair, and Eline Porto and some sultry sweet teats in the Sudamericana episodic, A Segunda Vez. Learn your new ladies, people. There will most definitely be a quiz. Enjoy.

I Wonder If Everybody on Big Brother Scandinavia Is Still Nekkid and Having Sex?

 

I like to check in every now and then with the Norsk and Svensk members of Big Brother Scandinavia just to make sure they are still being far more showy and naughty than their American counterparts in the boring show here on CBS. Yep, as the Magic-8 ball would say, It is Decidedly So.

I've never quite understood the point of the Big Brother show beyond actually the possibility of seeing girls getting nekkid in the showers and changing rooms and sneaking into guy's beds for late night night vision sexcapades. Which is precisely what Big Brother Scandinavia is all about. Which makes it more than watchable, it's downright recordable. I'm occasionally reminded that reality television doesn't have to be completely awful, it just is by choice. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Teri Hatcher Bare Boobtastic, Zippora Seven Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, and Much Much More…

 

We have reached the pinnacle of our weekly existence, that time we ask ourselves the all important question, hey, what the heck is in the email bag this week? Well, it's important to me. I know I'd miss this tradition if it ever ended. Sort of like picking beets with my Aunt Helen every fall, though I'm pretty sure I don't have an Aunt Helen and those things in the basement were not beets. Nevertheless, I cherish this particularly weekly custom for it brings me closer to you, you to me, and in a way where nobody gets Ebola or has to lie to their significant other. I do so love the weekly Reader Finds.

(Credits and listings to follow shortly, I really do just need a couple beers, promise...)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Minami Kojima Nekkid Wet and Soapy in the Bath and Shower for Dirty Thoughts Galore

 

Ooh, a TGIF Japanese edition. This might just be the end of me. Or you. Or both of us, though in separate places, naturally. Minami Kojima is one fine looking Asian glamour models who must be on the tip of every teen boy's libido in her homeland. I'd have her poster on my wall if it could be easily hidden from my parents during bed check.

I'm not sure why Minami feels the need to soap and scrub her nekkid ridiculously hot body so thoroughly, but I'd like to imagine perhaps she feels a bit soiled with her naughty thoughts of me. I might be wrong, but I don't care. Seeing her lather up her outstanding nekkid female form just makes me want to applaud the person who invented bubbles that pop. Minami, I'm in love. It's the most powerful emotion in the universe. Well, second perhaps to blind ravaging lust. I also have that. This simply can't be stopped. Thank God It's Funbags!