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Mellisa Clarke Nekkid But for a Lace Thong (How Perfect Is That?)

 
By Bill Swift | May 9, 2013 @ 2:15 pm
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My passion for Mellisa Clarke runs a mile wide and also a mile deep.

The lust inspired by this alt-brunette is simply stellar as she perfects her front-of-camera craft, using her slow revealing techniques of one amazing body to work the viewer into quite a lather. Like the slow peeling back of a banana, except inside instead of a semi-decent piece of fruit is an amazing piece of woman.

I know. I'm a poet. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

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Rhian Sugden and India Reynolds Go Toe to Chest In the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 
By Bill Swift | May 9, 2013 @ 12:31 pm
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Two literal boobtastic giants in their own field, though I wish they were in my field, out back, Rhian Sugden and India Reynolds, hella hot and pitting their fine fine chest puppies against one another in this week's Battle of the Boobtastic.

These two Page 3 glamour fame models have likely not heard the word 'no' much before in their lives. But today, here in the Thunderdome of all things funbaggery, one will have to learn that they were not the winner. As always, you must decide their tears or joy. So, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Rhian Sugden vs. India Reynolds

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Tess O’Reilly Topless Treats On Display in Zip

 
By Bill Swift | May 9, 2013 @ 9:07 am
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What can I say? I'll always be a sucker for hot girls with oversized suckers, and I am now just talking about their lollipops. Quite amazing that this naughty cliche still works on me, but it totally does, so when I saw lovely Irish lass Tess O'Reilly lapping up her rainbow of sugary goodness in Zip magazine, I just had to share.

Tess is a girl you really ought to get to know, at least from a virtual visual perspective. She has a bright glamour modeling future based upon my investigative and predictive powers. I'm usually right about these things I can say without sounding arrogant because I'm only good at very very few things. Tess, remember her. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Lucy Collett Topless Lingerie Pictures To Soothe All That Ails You

 
By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 1:14 pm
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 Lucy Collett Topless in See-Through Lingerie
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You laugh at me when I say that beautiful bouncy funbags can save this world. I know you do. I can hear you. I'm like Carrie on Prom Night, but a little less clueless. So, go ahead and mock my crazy beliefs, but I still have true faith in the fact that glorious boobtastic displays like the perfectly plump roundabouts on the frontside of Lucy Collet can heal any and all ailments, Both physical and emotional.

This midweek tradition of celebrating bodacious boobs is more than just a visual treat, it's a healing ritual. You may have an entirely different belief about achieving peace, but I assure you this, my belief is much hotter than yours. Enjoy.

(For more glorious Lucy Collett hotness, be sure to check out her official site at Lucy-V.com)

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Shanna Moakler Says ‘Breastfeeding Is Incest’; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid

 
By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 11:59 am
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As you know, my favorite new game here on Egotastic! A celebrity pops her head up in public to say or do something less than smart, and we just have to look at them nekkid. I suppose that doesn't make a lot of sense, but try explaining the rules of baseball to an alien and watch them roll their eyes too.

Shanna Moakler has been in the news this week because she told TMZ she believes her sweet funbags are reserved only for sex and that feeding a baby from her udders would be tantamount to incest. That's an odd thing to say. It makes little sense. But, hey, you feel like you feel. And if you start getting into the mind of Shanna Moakler, well, that's a corn maze you do not want to enter.

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Instead, thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, let's just look at Shanna nekkid. It's where she really shines. Not saying anything stupid, just looking ridiculously hot without any clothes on in Playboy magazine. Admittedly, if I were her son, I can see the incest thing coming up, but more so as a teen, less as an infant. Enjoy.

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Seren Gibson Topless Wonderments Playfully Purposed for Front

 
By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 9:26 am
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 Seren Gibson and Tamsin Topless in Front Magazine Issue 181
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We haven't seen luscious brunette glamour model Seren Gibson in some time, so this is quite a treat. The hot and boob-heavy sextastic little lady brought along her friend Tamsin for a display of frivolity and passion inducement of the pillow fighting sorority girl kind for Front magazine.

There's something to be said for two wicked wanton young women having a naughty sleeopver party and biting each other's panties -- and that thing is 'awesome!'. Welcome back, Seren. Please don't ever leave again. Enjoy.

WHEN WE FIRST MET SEREN IN FRONT
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Paula Fel Mas Mas En Fuego Y Topless en Revista Sudamericana

 
By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 2:36 pm
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 Paula Fel Topless Goodies in H Para Hombres Mexico May 2013
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Oh, yeah, check out my Spanish, gente. Who says The Rosetta Stone is full of it.

More importantly, check out Paula Fel, one super fine Uruguayan celebrity model getting strippy with it in H Para Hombres magazine. Just simply a ridiculously hot body and the kind of girl whose mother I will now impress with my sub-mediocre Spanish. Besame mucho, Paula. Todo era un hombre. Consider this deal done. Well, maybe. Enjoy.

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