All Stars

I Saw Jaime Pressly on TVLand, Now You Get to See Jaime Pressly Topless in Playboy

 

I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly.

Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams.

Jaime Pressly and oh, a thousand of her super hot celebrity model and actress nekkid friends can be had on Playboy Plus for just $5.83/month now for Egotastic! readers. If you can think of a better way to spend a few bucks a month than perusing an infinite amount of hot photo and video content of Playmates and celebrities, then I'd like to know. Okay, yes, grandma needs to eat, but outside of that, get Playboy Plus. Enjoy life a little more.

Sveva Alviti Goes Topless In Miami Beach

 

Italian model and molto bella Sveva Alviti decided to let the girls out for some air in one of the topless beaches in Miami. She started off wearing a tiny white bikini, which in and of itself would have been seriously hot. Then she decided to take her top off because she's European and they are more sophisticated then us when it comes to letting your boobies fly free. Sveva's ta-tas are the very definition of perky and pert. They are perfect for her frame as she would look weird with mammoth yum yums. We've been talking a lot about Sveva lately as she is on a crusade to not wear her top around the world. She's an ambassador of sorts for the boobtacular arts. After all, is it not a woman's right to not have tan lines? As a feminist myself I celebrate her right to take her top off whenever she wants to.

All I know is that Sveva is one of the hottest models out there right now and I look forward to her future topless trips to the beach.

Lais Ribeiro Topless Sultry Automotive Motifs Will Rev Your Engines

 

if you happen to like ridiculously hot Brazilian models and sports cars, you'll find yourself entranced by this Lui Magazine pictorial of the wicked hot Lais Ribeiro doing her hot body thing set against various motor vehicles. In fact, you don't really have to like cars at all to appreciate the hot stroking action (as it were) of the sultry and alluring Lais Ribeiro and that heavenly sextastic body of hers.

Someday, I'd like to find such a woman topless in the back seat of my economy import. Maybe she could be struck with amnesia or be high on fumes from her recent private jet trip or something. There are so many ways it could happen, short of kidnapping at a Victoria's Secret fashion show, which is obviously just a Plan D. Enjoy.

Sarah Silverman Topless, Deborah Ann Woll Making the Sexy, and Maggie Gyllenhaal Nipples Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should've been a head's up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta's.

Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC's The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.

Lily Allen Nip Slip, Pixie Lott Upskirt and Rita Ora Cleavage Highlight the V Festival in England

 

The British ladies were getting down and barely-dressed dirty at the V Festival concert over the weekend in Jolly Old England, strutting about the stage in various costumes that would make your mother blush and your grandmother probably be arrested.

Lily Allen probably won the evening by baring her nipple and ta-ta betwixt an open top with no bra, flashing her udder to the utterly enchanted concert crowd. Lily is not a particularly shy young pop star, much like Pixie Lott who seems to be flashing her knickers on stage with great regularity, prompting ticket prices in the front rows to be valued rather high for the gentleman ogler. Icing the cake was Rita Ora who hates clothes these days, flashing her deep cleavage and showing off her gym-toned body with barely any wardrobe on at all. As for the music of the event... yeah, that's right. It matters not. The bodies were hot and preening. That's worth your entry fee right there. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Mellisa Clarke Blue Lace Bodysuit Stripteases Tantalizes With Topless Torture

 

I get a happy big full smile on my face just saying the name Mellisa Clarke. When I actually get to see the alt-brunette hottie in her natural nekkid naughty state, that upside down frown spreads over my entire being, body and soul and whatever euphemism I'm using today for Mr. Happy. I guess I'm using Mr. Happy.

On Fridays, we like to start culminating the week with a signature dish of delicious chest puppies that just makes everybody, no matter their circumstance, feel like this is one crazy great world to be living in. It really is. So maybe Mellisa Clarke isn't your actual girlfriend. In a world where she luckily exists, there's always still the chance. Also, yeah, you can peek on somebody else's girlfriend because this is that kind of world too. Thank God It's Funbags!

READER FINDS: Christina Ricci Topless, Carla Gugino Topless, Gillian Anderson Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Could it be that time again already? I set my watch by the weekly Reader Finds find time dig into the email bag. I used to set my watch by every time I experienced the pleasures of the female body, but then my watch guy told me I need to really set my watch more than once a year. So sad, I know. But now my watch works great. And, I have yet another reason to look forward to Fridays and the unveiling of the furry pouch full of skintastic celebrity goodness.

This week's Reader Finds includes (credits coming soon....)