All Stars

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Lucy Anne Topless Natural and In the Field of Funbag Dreams for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

I'm with so many of you in my lust of natural funbags. Not that there's anything wrong with modern science contributing to appearance, but something about the perfect hanging fruit, Mother Nature's handiwork that can never quite be duplicated. Which takes us to the lovely perky puppies of glamorous model Lucy Anne. Naturally, I'm inclined to hand over my extremely small fortune to any woman named Lucy with a nice smile and no top on. Superman had his Kryptonite, I have my lack of will power before bare ta-ta' on pleasant young women. Everybody has a weakness, even greats like Superman and me.

On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the beautiful curves on the feminine gender. That which makes women infinity times better to see without their clothes on than stupid men. Lucy Anne takes off her swimsuit and gives us quite the model of celebratory focus. I feel like if I take my eyes off her, she might go away. So this could go on for some time. Enjoy.

Valeriya Planidina Topless Pimping Denim, As It Should Be

 

In my never ending effort to make sure you've seen the bare boobtastic of all the girls you see strutting the catwalk at Fashion Week and on the pages of fashion magazines you peruse while waiting in the dentists office, I present the quite delectable Russian model hottie Valeriya Planidina.

Valeriya is one of the fast rising stars of the haute couture and now featured in this topless pictorial by  Andrew Kuykendall for Galore Magazine. It's called 'Denim' because Valeriya's covered in denim. But it's the uncovered parts that intrigue me the most. So I might change the title to 'Ogle Worthy Hot Nekkid Lady Parts'. Sort of that glass is half full, half empty thing. In my perception, see incredibly sextastic women partially naked means the glass is totally full. I'm an optimist. A very horny optimist. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Hotness Invades Interivu Magazine

 

I guess I wasn't the only one celebrating Rosie Jones epic funbags and her birthday this weekend. The good folks at Interviu magazine in Spain saw fit to honor Rosie with their cover and a sweet spread of her chestal goodness within.

Rosie Jones was born to model and make people happy. Not many people can say they're doing precisely as Mother Nature intended. Rosie brings so much happiness to so many people and at just 24 now, she has so many more years to keep doing so. Her legacy is as firm as... well, never mind. The point is, Rosie Jones is a goddess to whom I would bring purified rain water in a lotus leaf each morning to gently wake her. Well, first the morning sex, then the lotus leaf bit. A man has to keep his priorities. Enjoy.

Diane Kruger Bare-Arse Wonderment and Deborah Ann Woll Making the Passionate Sexy Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

We are living in glorious times. While we do have to pay for 500 channels we don't watch, there are a solid dozen now putting out mature fare for the mature viewers who like mature things. As a for instance, hot women without their clothes on. Everybody seems to be jumping on that bandwagon that started at the dawn of mankind. Or at least since we got our bobos dangling.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup include Diane Kruger bare bottomed in FX's second season of The Bridge, Deborah Ann Woll somehow having frenzied passion in True Blood but not quite flashing her udders, Lucy Walters tight nice booty in Power, Alexandra Gordon floating bare boobtastic in Hemlock Grove from Netflix, and Jaime Murray and her slender hot body make-up alien like for Defiance on SyFy. Let's just file these ladies under the rather extensive list of sextastic celebrities I wouldn't throw out of bed for really any reason. Such wonderful boob tube times. Enjoy.

Colombian Nekkid Hot Models With Colombian Soccer Player Greats? Yep, It’s a Thing

 

With all the hullabaloo around the World Cup and all the hotties partaking in the exhibition scene therein, we really almost missed out on the motif crazy folks at Soho magazine who put together soccer player greats from Colombia with current day wicked hot models from their home country as well for a splendid display of athleticism and hot female bums and funbags. Now, that's a motif.

The World Cup itself became a big battleground for hot girls from around the world to show off their own talents in Brazil in hopes of being discovered as the next big super-sextastic fan. I'm not sure all of them were actually sporting fans, but who cared. Soccer really does bring out the lovely looking ladies and their showy tops. That alone makes 0-0 games worth watching. Enjoy.

Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

 

When suddenly my boobtastic object d'lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She's now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote 'what's in a name?' or something like that. I didn't pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he's got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn't matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It's simply mind blowing. Enjoy.