All Stars

New Faces, New Bodies, New Funbags in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I love it when we get some new blood in the Boob Tube Roundup. Not that there aren't some evergreen ladies of the ta-ta's I delight in peeping on the relatively smaller screen in our favorite almost entirely cable TV shows each week. But it's always and forever a treat to be introduced to new hot mostly nekkid bodies on new television shows, some of which are quite good stories by the way. The blessed boobtastic is just the tasty icing on the cake.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Elizabeth McLaughlin and Emayatzy Corinealdi showing off in Amazon's Hand of God, beautiful Klara Issova flashing just a quick but memorable bit of chest puppies in The Transporter, Ruth Wilson taking it in many ways in The Affair, and Eline Porto and some sultry sweet teats in the Sudamericana episodic, A Segunda Vez. Learn your new ladies, people. There will most definitely be a quiz. Enjoy.

I Wonder If Everybody on Big Brother Scandinavia Is Still Nekkid and Having Sex?

 

I like to check in every now and then with the Norsk and Svensk members of Big Brother Scandinavia just to make sure they are still being far more showy and naughty than their American counterparts in the boring show here on CBS. Yep, as the Magic-8 ball would say, It is Decidedly So.

I've never quite understood the point of the Big Brother show beyond actually the possibility of seeing girls getting nekkid in the showers and changing rooms and sneaking into guy's beds for late night night vision sexcapades. Which is precisely what Big Brother Scandinavia is all about. Which makes it more than watchable, it's downright recordable. I'm occasionally reminded that reality television doesn't have to be completely awful, it just is by choice. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Teri Hatcher Bare Boobtastic, Zippora Seven Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, and Much Much More…

 

We have reached the pinnacle of our weekly existence, that time we ask ourselves the all important question, hey, what the heck is in the email bag this week? Well, it's important to me. I know I'd miss this tradition if it ever ended. Sort of like picking beets with my Aunt Helen every fall, though I'm pretty sure I don't have an Aunt Helen and those things in the basement were not beets. Nevertheless, I cherish this particularly weekly custom for it brings me closer to you, you to me, and in a way where nobody gets Ebola or has to lie to their significant other. I do so love the weekly Reader Finds.

(Credits and listings to follow shortly, I really do just need a couple beers, promise...)

Thank God It’s Funbags! Minami Kojima Nekkid Wet and Soapy in the Bath and Shower for Dirty Thoughts Galore

 

Ooh, a TGIF Japanese edition. This might just be the end of me. Or you. Or both of us, though in separate places, naturally. Minami Kojima is one fine looking Asian glamour models who must be on the tip of every teen boy's libido in her homeland. I'd have her poster on my wall if it could be easily hidden from my parents during bed check.

I'm not sure why Minami feels the need to soap and scrub her nekkid ridiculously hot body so thoroughly, but I'd like to imagine perhaps she feels a bit soiled with her naughty thoughts of me. I might be wrong, but I don't care. Seeing her lather up her outstanding nekkid female form just makes me want to applaud the person who invented bubbles that pop. Minami, I'm in love. It's the most powerful emotion in the universe. Well, second perhaps to blind ravaging lust. I also have that. This simply can't be stopped. Thank God It's Funbags!

Eva Green and Ruth Wilson Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

The good and semi-decent folks at Mr. Skin have sorted through a large number of skin on screen clips this week to thrill, dazzle, and poorly pun you into a happy submission. The Mr. Skin Minute is sort of like a weather forecast where the prognosis is always hot and sticky. That might sound disturbing, but it was actually the general forecast most days I lived in Southern Georgia. I miss the pie. I'm referring to the cobbler now, not the ladies. Though, both now that I think of it.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the rather fetching Eva Green topless in the first season of Penny Dreadful  now out on Blu-Ray, Ruth Wilson getting it on big time in The Affair new on Showtime, and Juliet Rylance flashing her topless debut on The Kinck. It's a power packed skin-filled minute of celebrity thespianic boobtastic. I wouldn't miss it. I didn't. I've seen it thrice. I'd recommend you try and beat my record.

Naturally, I will condemn you to the seventh level of Satan's residence, also known as Gwyneth Paltrow's house, if you do not get yourself an Ego discounted Mr. Skin Membership. All the cool kids have one. Think of it as a penis. You may not think you want one, but when it comes time to shower in P.E., you're going to wish you did.

Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise Topless Autumnal Play Time for Our Latest Playboy.TV Hot Pimping Offer

 

Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK BECAUSE FREE IS THE BEST EVER PRICE!

I do so lust my Playboy girls. In honor of the change of seasons and the oncoming of brutally cold temperatures and asphyxiation by way of space heaters, our friends at PlayboyPlus are offering their Playboy.TV service free for one week of awesome taking out for a spin. You will fall in love with the world class beauties therein I am quite certain. It's a special kind of love I delight in many a brisk evening while stirring marshmallows into my cocoa, and or drinking lots of warm rum. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Lucie Wilde Nekkid Yoga Will Blow Your Freaking Down Dog

 

Sometimes, all the time, you just need a cute girl with enormous tubes doing nekkid yoga on the balcony to get your blood flowing properly through your most important chakras. I'm sure I don't know what I'm talking about yoga wise. But I do have a bit of experience with the nekkid female form. Not in person so much, but through the visual displays of such well-bosomed hotties as Luci Wilde whose display of the Eastern exercise arts out in the fresh air really has to be seen to be believed. And seen privately not to be locked up.

Luci Wilde and her fully loaded funbags remind us that sometimes glamour models do live up to their made up last names. Also, just how much grandly large ta-ta's can lift your spirits. It really is like a magic trick. And when Luci goes on all fours supine, well, something more than just a rabbit pops out of the hat. Huzzah!