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Beth Humphreys Topless Making of the Sexy Scene in the Upcoming Anarchy Parlor


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Oh how we do so love Britty glamour model Beth Humphreys, turned thespianic in this horror flick releasing next week, Anarchy Parlor, I believe about a psycho tattoo artist, something that scares the bejesus out of me. Less scary, more titillating is the sight of Beth Humphreys warm and lovely lady humps in her topless making of the sexy scene in the movie. Beth has wowed us with her bedazzlers in the past on the pages of lad’s magazines, now more in service to the plot and our leering eyes.

I love the fact that many of our most glamourous purveyors of the English ta-ta’s find their way into motion pictures, even if but side roles involving their alluring nekkid figures. All the more reasons to lust them. I know who I would pick every time if I were put in charge of casting. Perhaps why I’m never put in charge of casting now that I think about it. Beth Humphreys, this is fine work indeed. On to bigger and better and even more revealing things. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Anarchy Parlor” Gravitas Ventures

Bruna Goncalves Songbird Topless Lingerie Striptease for the Love of Latina Singers

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If you happen to like your Latina singers, you know, especially when they take off their tops in lingerie spreads for South of the Border men’s magazines, then today is your lucky day. Bruna Goncalves isn’t just a singer, she’s belting out tunes of a sextastic nature in lingerie and less in this month’s H Para Hombres magazine for the Spanish alluring adoring crowd.

As you know, the lovely ladies of the Latina set feel far less shame in baring their faptastic bodies for the cameras than do their American counterparts, save maybe Miley who doesn’t seem to own any real clothes. Bruna has one of those stunning female forms that I have to imagine many a boy in Latin America is becoming a man too one or thrice nightly once the lights go out. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: H Para Homebres Magazine

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Elsa Hosk Swimming Topless For Swedish Funbag Glory

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At this point, Elsa Hosk has decided to throw in the towel on wearing any clothes. Literally. The Swedish beauty so young and alluring and just barely out of my reach in terms of dates this Saturday night is exhibiting her topless fine Nordic form in an increasing number of photoshoots. This either means that The Rapture is upon us, or we’re just living in exceedingly lucky times. Could be both. I tend not to question anything in the sight of such topless delight.

Elsa bares her heavenly wares in this Sam Crawford swimmingly hot spread to remind us pretty much why we lust women so heartily. Also, you don’t need much stagecraft when the object of your lens is so ridiculously hot. The two goals combine in one simply memorable bit of eye peeping goodness. I do think I’ll try asking Elsa out one more time, seventy-seventh time could be the charm. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Sam Crawford


Dani Mathers Is Your Playboy Playmate Of The Year 2015!

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Every May the folks at Playboy pop the champagne and light the eco-friendly fireworks to announce the honor of Playmate of the Year, one of the richest glamour modeling titles the world over. The PMOY vaults a hot young woman with an outstanding nekkid body into the stratosphere of the legendary, alongside vaunted PMOY names such as Shannon Tweed, Anna Nicole Smith, Jenny McCarthy, and Sara Jean Underwood. Now that’s a hot tub dream of mine right there. Now add to that list the hotness that is Dani Mathers. Wowzer with blonde double funbag twist. She deserves every award out there, in my humble and completely sucking up to Dani Mathers opinion.


Congratulations, Dani. The world ought belong to incredibly hot women who share their unclothed bodies and female wonderments with the world. There may be no greater benevolent gesture. At least none that I’ve been leering at for the past forty-five minutes. Enjoy.

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Charlize Theron Full-Frontal Highlights the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

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With the summer movie season heating up, all the tentpoles will be raised, including those assisted by the forecast for the best skin reveals on screen by our prurient cinematic friends at Mr. Skin. Those people have the movie review process nailed down to a science that actually makes sense. How much amazingly hot celebrity skin will I see. Now, let’s get down to assigning the stars.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Charlize Theron bad-ass in Mad Max but not nekkid, but quite full-frontal in The Devil’s Advocate on Blu-Ray, Charlotte Hope and her nubile bar body on HBO, and Laura Donnelly in Outlander on Starz milking up a storm with her epic working teats. It’s sixty seconds of must-see skin that you really, well, must see.

And while you’re at it, be sure to get the entire library cornucopia of Mr. Skin celebrity nekkid photos and videos by becoming a valued member of that skinematic society. It is quite the fun ride, daily, weekly, whenever. Get on board before all the good nekkid women are taken. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Anna Paquin Unfettered Funbags, Christina Ricci Topless, Pamela Anderson Bare Boobtasitc, and Much Much More…

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And hello to you Egotastic! email bag with your pleasures tucked ever so neatly inside. Once I get passed the Nigerian diamond mining opportunities, I am immediately delving into the more legitimate rewards of the celebrity skin inside. How we come together each Friday, man, woman, and child above eighteen to share in our earthly goods and greats of fine female celebrity forms, past, present, and quite the shining future.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Anna Paquin and her full frontal funbags (thanks to EgoReader ‘Quinn”), Thandie Newton all skinny and unclad in her 90′s skinematics (Thandie’s candies courtesy of ‘Bill A.’), Tereza Srbova sextastic topless (an Eastern promise indeed, kudos ‘Mark’), a true throwback classic to Sylvia Kristel in one of the greatest film series ever (memories of euro-mammaries via ‘Evan K.’), Rebekah Underhill nekkid flexi-modeling (uniquely clothes free hotness from ‘David M.’), a double heaping scoops of Pamela Anderson topless (she deserved an Oscar!, thanks ‘Penny’), Jane March in even more throwback ta-ta’s (welcome hotness from ‘Kent’), Halle Berry topless making the sexy (these happy mammaries come to us from ‘Rich’), Diane Lane and her sweet bare peaches (‘David E.’ knows my precise weak spots), Christina Ricci in one of rare topless treat reveals (bouncy flouncy goodness via ‘Peter Y.’), Cassie Ventura nipslips galore for Diddy (she is bold, beautiful, and nipple hot, thanks ‘Devon’), Astrid-Berges Frisbey topless in skinematics Frenchy style (love me my Frisbey funbags, thanks ‘Tino’), and last, but heavens not least, the cute hot Anthea Page modeling bikinis in ooh la la style (oh, to be in the pool with Anthea, bless you ‘Cooper’).

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“Ukrainian Women Nudes” A Visually Stunning Book By Jacob Hefner

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You know I consider each of you to be equals in my eyes. But I must admit I have a soft spot for those of you involved in the world of glamour and nude photography of the world’s pretty women. I suppose anybody who works in the cable TV or brewing business also deserves my special respect. Long time EgoReader and snapper of lovely ladies around the world without many or any clothes on, Jacob Hefner, has a photo book out you really must check out. An ode to Ukrainian Women in the flesh, featuring young women of the former Soviet Republic from whence so many of the world’s top models and tingle inducing women derive.

It’s quite the thing to see beauty in such a natural state. No 90210 doctor work here. Just sweet and alluring female forms out in nature without clothes. I can think of no finer way to spend a day or a decade ogling. Warning, prepare to fall in lust. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Ukrainian Women now available at