All Stars

Andrea Yurko Is a Tall Topless Drink of Water in Treats Magazine

 

If you happen to like your brunettes tall and sultry and topless, you're going to love this Alex Freund pictorial of Andrea Yurko for Treats magazine. The nearly six foot tall fashion model gets all kinds of boudoir alluring for the cameras in an exhibition of the svelte lithesome lady form. I was drooling just hearing about this shoot. Now I'm full on in need of an emergency medical technician to restart my junk.

Every time I stare into the eyes, and ridiculously hot body, of a female siren, I feel my soul getting a little happier. It's like a warming sensation that starts at the toes and goes all the way to the top with some memorable stops in between. Women like Andrea Yurko remind me that no matter how complicated life can get, or troublesome the world, pure blessed relief is ever only one evening of lingerie and dimmed lights away. Andrea, call me, let's warm each other's souls. Enjoy.

Debora Omassi Topless Licking of the Banana (You Lucky Banana Bastard!)

 

Somedays you just need a little look at a hot sultry model licking a banana and teasing herself with household items. I call those somedays everydays. It's never a bad time to see an alluring naughty model like Debora Omassi in this Emanuelle Ferrari playfully bad kitty photoshoot. I'm not sure you can get all your potassium needs from just licking a banana, but that doesn't mean I'm ever going to tell Debora to start biting. Oh, no. No biting.

There's nothing finer than a little kinky fun time with a hot girl, some props, and a camera. It's even better when some college kids with time on their hands don't need to invade personal iCloud accounts to get these types of photos. Debora has them rolling publicly like a benevolent hottie should. Bless your heart. And those wildly perfect funbags. Enjoy.

Eila Adams Nekkid SkyDiving for the Naked News (VIDEO)

 

There's almost nothing the girls of Naked News won't do to cover a story. I should add, nothing they won't do to cover a story while in the complete buff. Naked News anchor Eila Adams takes on the task of skydiving while completely naked, which I'm quite certain is one of the few possible things that could get me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Chasing after a naked woman plummeting before me.

Check out the Eila Adams Naked Skydiving Video (NSFW) for your action sports fill of the day. And be sure to get an Ego discounted Naked News $6 monthly membership because it's one of the very best things out there on the web. I mean, if you like to see girls report the news in the nude, and also skydive, bowl, Pilates, fish, swim, play soccer, and other fun things in the raw. Enjoy.

Michelle Monaghan Topless Sweetness and Blissful Bottom Goodness

 

Though still in very limited release, the rather serious film Fort Bliss came out this weekend. I think it's also available on digital download now. While the coming home war story may or may not be for you, what I suspect will interest you in the delightfully delicious brunette Michelle Monaghan who I just recently saw from beginning to end in True Detective finally, getting topless and also flashing her beautiful bare hiney for her role in this film.

There's always something extra sweet when a sextastic celebrity you happen to be super lusting comes right along and appears quite unclothed onscreen or occasionally just so happens to have alluring photos stored on the impenetrable iCloud system. Either way, it's like a symphony of feelings unleashed upon you. I see nothing but a bright future for Michelle Monaghan and nothing but a bright future for she and I together for the next ten to fifteen minutes. Sometimes, that can feel like a lifetime. Enjoy.

Eva Green, Juno Temple Topless, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba and the Girls of Sin City 2

 

I didn't want Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For was generally considered a box office flop, and critical reviews were rather mixed on the Frank Miller sequel, I wouldn't want it to leave our visual skinematic landscape without a tribute to the lovely ladies that were the better part of the motion picture endeavor.

While Jessica Alba did not fully reveal herself, her stripping wanton ways will never go unappreciated. The MILFtastic mama gets naughtier in this film than you're likely to ever see her posing again. There's something to be said for that. Like 'hot damn'. Eva Green is ever dependable with her fine pair of puppies bared for the audience as she does in so many of her fine onscreen work. Rosario Dawson is ever hot bodied and Juno Temple adds some topless spice as well as another daring thespianic of the bold and hottie variety. You certainly can not be disappointed with the leading ladies of Sin City 2. I guarantee it will own a spot in my home library when thusly available. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Michelle Batista Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Any Boob Tube Roundup that begins with Lizzy Caplan and her happy mams of joy is going to be a smiling inducing Roundup. I could stare at Lizzy Caplan's bare funbags all day long. I often have. Once I made it two whole days without ever rising from my chair. They have seats that make this possible. She really is a mesmerizing topless delight.

Along with Lizzy, this week's Boob Tube Roundup features her cast-mate on Masters of Sex Caitlin Fitzgerald topless, Michelle Batista truly ginger hot in HBO Brazil's O Negocio series, Caitriona Balfe showing off her ta-ta- skills in Outlander, and Lubna Abazl working the on top boobtastic magic in The Honourable Woman. A few shows there that don't get tons of press, but deserve your attention. If for no other reason than the luscious ladies involved. Enjoy.

Katie Cassidy and Ashlyn Yennie Topless in The Scribbler

 

I must admit I don't see every single graphic novel turned into a major motion picture. Most, but not all. The pigeons in the park count on my time as well as the teenaged girl runaway home where I work and counsel the attractive girls turning eighteen on their various career options. I'm a busy man. So I did miss The Scribbler, the female led illustrated novel turned into a film with delightful Katie Cassidy and Ashlyn Yennie. However, thanks to EgoReader 'Doc', we do have a look at the best parts of said adapted movie by way of these two ladies lovely funbags. If I ran Rotten Tomatoes, trust me, the reviews would be more meaningful.

Based upon these lovely lady pairs of pears, I have to give this flick two big thumbs up. Katie Cassidy is a big lust crush of mine, and those pert pair, well, they are more than welcome to polyamorously enter our relationship. Ashley Yennie is a newer find, but heck, she gets a seat in the limo I don't have as well. This is a visual wonderments party. Everybody is welcome in the tent if they bring gifts. Enjoy.