Sometimes, life does work out for the dreamers. Like myself, dreaming about Thai Eurasian hottie Sara Malakul Lane so much lately, only to be rewarded by a bunch of you who sent in must-see screencaps from Sara's recent skinematic bits of excellence in the movie Jailbait this year. If the movie title alone doesn't hook you, then these super revealing shots of my new found lust certainly will. I wouldn't yet call her a Sylvia Kristel for the modern era, but I suppose I might be getting close.
Sara, I'm open to running lines with you for any of your upcoming projects. I usually get pretty deep into character when helping hot actresses rehearse, but have no fear, I come equipped with costume for strict principal, evil prison guard, and harassing deviant boss, along with the necessary accessories and tools. This is an entirely complementary service on my part. All I ask in return is your willingness not to name names in your memoirs when it comes time to expose the worst of Hollywood. Let's do this. Enjoy.