All Stars

Leah Francis Topless Smiling Wonderments for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

 

Leah Francis has a couple things I truly love. No, not the obvious two. I'm talking about her award winning smile and spectacular hands. I'm a smile and hands-man, what can I say? But if I was given a second option, yeah, okay, I'd also find time to appreciate her ridiculously full udders and and caress them ever so thoroughly with baby oil heated to a comfortably warm 120-degrees. Not that I've thought of that much. This new pictorial from our friends at Zoo magazine has me in something of an emotional twist.

On Tuesdays we celebrate all that is bouncy, bright, and boobtastic. So, it's like Monday and Wednesday, but ever so slightly in the middle. Which is exactly where I long to be in relation to Leah Francis' funbags. Enjoy.

(For much more Leah Francis check out her covergirl library on ZooToday.com)

Angelina Jolie Boobtastic Tribute to a Woman With Not Soon Forgotten Amazing Funbags

 

As  you may have heard by now, Angelina Jolie went public with news that she had a preventative double mastectomy to nip her highly likely genetically-sealed chances for breast cancer right in the buds. We applaud Angelina for her public discussion of her personal medical condition as nobody, but nobody, loves healthy boobs more than the Egotastic! family. Let's keep them that way for all women, as much as humanly possible.

However, we are not without tribute to our fallen brave soldiers here, so, without further ado, while we may never see them again, we can still wade into the treasures of the pleasure chest that was Angelina Jolie's faptastic funbags. Enjoy.

Martha Medina Nekkid Pictures to Heal the Partisan Divide

 

I'm not sure exactly how creative meetings go at Soho magazine, but the boys down Sudamericana way love their themes, today being politics, err, the partisan divide in their own nation of Colombia, not unlike our own, meaning, totally boring, without the addition of nekkid hot women that is. So, they did.

Martha Medina, a sultry model from down Colombia way and a contestant on their edition of Next Top Model, gets all into her Left (above) and Right (below) separate photoshoots, reflecting that stereotypes of both sides of the aisle can be hot if the debate is left entirely to which side shows the better booty and boobtastic. I abhor most everything to do with politic, but this could be the tipping point. Martha is much hotter than Lincoln. Enjoy.

Lauren Brown Topless Treats in Fashionably Forward Display

 

When our friends at Treats! magazine mentioned they had a wonderfully fashion forward pictorial to share, I reminded them that my interest in fashion begins and ends with how quickly sextastic women can remove them from their bodies. Then they mentioned Lauren Brown and this being a topless photoshoot and, well, they do know my weak spots.

Lauren Brown is one of those Ford models you've probably not heard of before, but who's face and body is speckled all throughout women's magazines and advertisements and lots of artsy stuff that sails through my brain like Columbus on speed. But in this shoot by photographer Kesler Tran, well, I've slowed things down a bit to ogling speed, absorbing all that I understand. So, yeah, primarily Lauren's bare fun parts. Art is in the eye of the beholder. Enjoy.

Betty Gilpin Topless and Oona Chaplin Booty Fantastic in This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, I'll say this, Nurse Jackie thespianic and boobtastic vixen Betty Gilpin knows how to get herself noticed in these parts, by showing off her ridiculously hot parts for a second week in a row to highlight the Boob Tube Roundup.

Along with a quite extended making of the sexy naughty time scene in Game of Thrones, Oona Chaplin and her bare bottom in the very same, Linda Cardellini lingerie covered topless in Mad Men, some Jennifer Love Hewitt we threw in for good measure, and another touch of Laura Haddock with her horny painter friend in DaVinci's Demons, and we have ourselves a wonderful week of skin on the small screen. Check it out. And, enjoy.

Katharina Damm Topless Bikini Pictures for An Egotastic! Kind of Hello

 

I did hold myself back on the whole Damm! pun in regard to hottie model and Jared Leto girlfriend, Katharina Damm. You can provide your own expletives after seeing the occasional actress candidly caught topless in St. Tropez. Well, not really caught I suppose when you're at a topless beach, but caught in the sense that images of her best chest are not forever stuck in the fun parts of my brain.

I've been to topless beaches in Southern France before, it's not all peaches and cream. But the occasional times when a sextastic siren like Katharina Damm prances past without her top on, that makes all the nekkid hausfrau visuals worthwhile. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Topless Wonderments Put the Mmm in Mammarial Monday

 

Behind the scenes shots of gloriously hot India Reynolds on a Monday morning? Yes, I'll take two servings of that please. Who says the work week has to only involve work? Or anything to do with work for that matter?

Let's be honest, you're not a slave to your boss, but you are a slave to extremely good looking bodacious bodied women. You'd kiss India Reynold's shoes if so ordered. Personally, I wouldn't wait for orders, I'd go dive in and apologize later. Hey, sexual fetish addiction (SFA) is a real disease. And India Reynolds is giving it to me very badly (or is that goodly?) this Mammarial Monday.

Bless you, India and our friends at Nuts magazine, for providing a ridiculously hot cushion landing for the return to Monday. Enjoy.

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