All Stars

Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco In Bikinis Surprising Highlight to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.

Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could've had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Curvaceous Topless Tasty Front Porch

 

Do I have a thing for lusty busty blondes with natural curvy goodness? I do indeed. I'm a man who stands up for what he believes in, provided I won't be punched or kicked or have the kids all put Scotch tape in my hair. Oh, second grade, you were rough. Today I'm standing up, as soon as I can without suffering embarrassment, for my hottie delight Jodie Gasson. Jodie's name alone makes me smile. Jodie's body makes me smile all over.

Featured in this lovely pictorial in front of the wooden cabin a la the one where Jodie I would likely spend the winter together with nothing but the grinding of our stranger danger parts to keep us warm, Jodie shows why an hourglass figured woman in a slinky dress that soon comes off is just about the most sextastic bit of visual wonderment ever. So simple and yet so hard. I mean her striptease, not... never mind. Job well done, Jodie. Let's go to Disneyland and get thrown off the Matterhorn for lewd conduct. It's my dream to someday have that happen when I'm actually with somebody else. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Frain Topless Super Hotness for Summer Beach Time Mammaries

 

Summer isn't over until we decide it is. And with visions of the outstandingly sextastic Emma Frain stripping out of her bikini top on the beach, you can bet that the sun will decide to stick around the equator for just a little while long for it too can ogle the sweet female form of this British beach delight. I could spend all day just staring at the amazing rack and tempting allure of Ms. Frain. In fact, there's a good chance I shall. Even as we pop the Two Buck Chuck here in the Egotastic! offices for celebrate a Friday afternoon, I do believe I'm going to keep on staring.

On Fridays, we like to launch our faithful readers into the weekend with a smile on their face and an unseemly bulge in their trousers. That goes for you too Sapphic leaning ladies, come on, blow it out the next 48 hours. You deserve a good bit of R&R. Take with your sweet thoughts of beautiful women, world class hot bodies, and the contentment that comes therein. Thank God It's Funbags!

Naomi Watts, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Emmanuelle Seigner All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

It's that time again. Time to get your movie, DVD, and Blu-Ray forecast for skincasts from our good friends in the Windy City at Mr. Skin. They keep their nose to the grindstone specifically looking out for the single hottest flesh reveals on recorded media so that you might save your valuable time just for watching. They're like saints, who love boobs.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the delightfully blonde hottie Naomi Watts not nekkid in her current Birdman flick, but quite topless in Mulholland Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing lingerie ta-ta's for The Honourable Woman TV series now on DVD, and Emmanuelle Seigner topless in Roman Polanski's Venus in Fur now out on DVD. So many ta-ta's, so much time. Take your time to enjoy.

And, why not double down, nay, triple down on your happiness factor with an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. It's jaunty, lightweight, and will immediately stop your chaffing issues. Strike that, the chaffing might get worse for a while. But it's hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of good times.

READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Topless, Nicole Kidman Nekkid, Emma Watson Super Fine and Much Much More…

 

There comes a time in a man's life when he just needs to grab hold of what's near and dear to him and shout, yes, today is the day I get to open the Reader email bag! It really is the day. Each Friday morning I unfurl the velveteen bag originally gifted to me by a fisherman in the North Sea and dump out the weekly bounty of letters from each and every one of you, or some of you, representing all of you, all filled with skin and sextastic and potential for joy. It's my reverse Santa Clause, with a heavy does of a nekkid Mrs. Kringle.

This week's Reader Finds includes our dear friend Jordan Carver covered topless and extra hot in video stills (thank you Egotastic! reader 'Ben B.'), Emma Watson in one spicy hot photoshoot (blessings from 'Devon'), Ione Skye topless in several onscreen appearances (ta-ta throwbacks courtesy of 'Wendy'), Valeria Golino topless on the silver screen (beauty abounds thanks to 'Owen F.'), Catalina Denis topless on the boob tube (dropped off by 'Darian'), Monica Bellucci topless and as ever, wicked hot (thank you kindly to 'Maestro'), Shannon Elizabeth topless and working it (big funion blessings from 'Rob'), Danneel Harris topless and making the sexy (tender moments provided by 'Danny H.'), Miranda Richardson flashing her awesome udders for skinematics (thoughtful puppies views from back in the day via 'Marrion'), Nicole Kidman nekkid and thespianic (Down Under peeps delivered by 'Noel'), Alyssa Sutherland topless in Vikings on TV (don't miss these twin horns from 'Stephen'), Cindy Crawford and her hot supermodel friends in see-through tops (yeah, you'll like that thanks to 'Evan R.'), Stacy Haiduk of Skinemax fame working her onscreen wares (lovelies dished out by 'Les G.'), Kelly Brook topless in her Loaded spread (pun intended and offered up by 'Frank D.'), Sigourney Weaver topless in the tub (daring bared wares thanks to 'Klein'), Angelina Jolie topless in a less heralded role (udders of the hottie from 'Daniel'), Sara Corrales wicked pole dancing in Soho (provided kindly by 'David M.'), and last, but bodaciously not at all least, the boldly busty Lucie Wilde in some of her more adult work (eye spied by porn connoisseurs 'Aaron B.' and 'Jon K.').

Pamela Horton Topless Playboy Delights to Celebrate National Dictionary Day (And a Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV)

 

It's National Dictionary Day. That's the truth. We're supposed to be celebrating Noah Webster and the creation of books in 4 point font I can't possibly read. But I decided why not celebrate the smartest vocabulary rich Playboy Playmate I've ever had the blessed chance to meet, Pamela Horton. When she's not ridiculously hot and topless for Playboy, Pamela is a seriously overeducated and super smart gamer nerd we had the privilege to meet here at Egotastic because I guess she wasn't smart enough to know better. What a girl. Hot smart geek by day, hot smart geek without her clothes on by night. I know, perfect.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK. FREE IS REALLY THE BEST PRICE EVER!

To celebrate the Dictionary, words, and amazingly hot bare hooters, I have to insist you immediately try out a FREE WEEK LONG MEMBERSHIP on Playboy.TV.  I've had zero unsatisfied customers to date. The satisfied ones are too tired to answer the phone with anything other than grunts, which I count on my clipboard as highly satisfied. Nobody complains about bevies of hot nekkid models online in TV form. Even my mom loves it. I let her use my account so she can tell my priest how I turned out. I feel just guilty enough to make it that much more awesome. Give it a test run. You will be most pleased. Enjoy.

Here's Pamela when she came to visit us, all geeked out:

Mylene Thompson Because Topless Busty Asian Are Still Three of My Favorite Words Ever

 

I'm sticking with the hot bosomy girls of the Asian variety for the time being. The exotic sextastic is on a role, including now Mylene Thompson, who is baring her swell funbags in SHOW Magazine this very month. I'm not going to suggest there's something extra special about how girls with an Asian flare and bosomy bare boobtasitc. But I am most definitely going to think it.

Mylene Thompson has the chest of a woman from whom I would gladly take orders. I'm not submissive by nature, but I'm more than willing to learn from the right woman with the spectacular ta-ta's and the appropriate amount of experience to sting, but not injure with her riding crop. It would make for a fun weekend. Or year. Mylene, call me. I'm in the book under slightly desperate or desperately horny. Cross reference and dial. I'm already packed. Enjoy.