Remember when we caught Chrissy Teigen in a photoshoot along the shoreline posing pretty much topless in playful design with her singer husband? Well, I do. I mean, naturally, we cut out the husband. Who needs those. But it was really our best ever candid view of Chrissy’s funbags to date and quite a spectacular set at that.
Well now you can see the results of that beachy photo fun time in Dujour magazine where they show quite a few less topless photos of Chrissy than we saw while spying on the shoot, but enough to remind us the basics of why she’s been our belusted for some time here. Not many women have risen so high on the celebrity charts with less IMDB credits than Chrissy, but a peek at her jugs gives some indication of the secret to success in the business of the sextastic celebrity. As it should be. Two by two the greats shall be divided. Enjoy.
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As you know from my repetitive mini-rants, reality television is far better overseas due to the simple fact that most countries outside of the U.S. allow some levels of nudity on broadcast television. I know, it’s a wonder those nations haven’t exploded in a massive ball of fire and brimstone and Sodomitic confetti. Nevertheless, craptastic reality show plus super plentiful boobtastic bare and soapy often, equals more than palatable television fare.
Take for instance the current edition of Big Brother in Poland. I mean, take it, it’s awesome. The bevy of Polski beauties frequenting the showers and changing rooms and pretending not to notice the cameras mounted on the walls is pretty breathtaking. It also happens to be my locker room dream since I was a wee lad. Oops, you dropped the soap. Enjoy.
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Paula Gonzalez won herself the most recent season of Big Brother Spain which you probably don’t watch, because you believe there are more important things to view. But there probably aren’t. The blondish Iberian landed herself a spot in the nation’s topical Interviu magazine including a sweet hot and en fuego photoshoot with an equally kind to the eyes look behind the scenes.
Paula is naturally sporting boxing gloves and booty baring shorts like most serious pugilists, though it’s doubtful most involved in the sweet science have a body like Paula’s, certainly not one on such stellar display. There’s no reason women can’t be athletic and ridiculously alluring. Though I will admit the allure can drop a bit when they kick your butt in every single sport. I still have nightmares of one past romantic interest, how could she bench more than me? I regret the challenge. Paula, I’d regret nothing with you. Punch men, beat me, just be there when I collapse into your bare goodness after a standing eight count. You’re in good hands, or you’re about to be. Enjoy.
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P Magazine continues with it’s memorably line of naturally shot models in their own boudoirs with this visually simply sextastic peek at Rebeeca Louise and her pierced nipples rolling through the sheets of the bed in her apartment. If you’ve ever wondered how to make claustrophobic over priced New York apartments look desirable, just have a ridiculously hot model like Rebecca Louise toss and turn and roll and preen quite undressed across the bed.
If you think about it, a bed, a fridge, and a loo is about all you need to be happy in home life. That presumes of course that Rebecca Louise tossing about nekkid in the bed is part of the equation. In that case, I don’t really even need the fridge. There will be no energy left to eat. I’ll take intravenous Gatorade on a drip from the roof top as I use powerful magnets to keep Rebecca’s perfect funbags never more than a hint away from me. I always plan ahead, with science. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Chi Yan For P Magazine
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Emilia Clarke has pretty much declared she will no longer be sharing her fine nekkid body on Game of Thrones after a couple thrilling performances of the skin in earlier seasons. But that doesn’t mean the cameras might not catch a quick peek here and there of her sweet Queen nipples when blankets simply aren’t pulled up properly for discretion. It isn’t much, but it’s something for the Mother of Dragon’s fine teats.
Quite more visible and plump were the glorious udders of Rosabell Laurenti Sellers who flashed her funbags through the prison bars for the love all things sultry and ripe. Another epic topless moment in the Game of Thrones run. Joining these two lovelies was Tatiana Maslany who jumped about in panties and a bra in Orphan Black. No telling if Tatiana will ever return to bare boobtastic as she was in earlier episodes as well, but when a girl is bouncing on a bed in her underwear, there is always hope. Enjoy.
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Well, there is daring and then there is daring deserving of an Egotastic! type award. Hugh Grant’s loveliest of Swedish TV lady friend’s Anna Eberstein flashes her lady nest at the French Tennis Open when she combo’ed up a shorter white tennis dress and no panties for a visit to center court. Now, being a veteran of celebrity paparazzi circles, Anna had to know all lenses would be on Hugh and herself in the celebrity boxes at the match, but apparently Anna simply loves the cool breeze of the clay courts up and under her skirts, or perhaps she just is a super fan of Basic Instinct. Either way, it’s a pleasant surprise to see a beautiful modern lady who isn’t afraid to leave a little frizz down in the biz.
It takes all kinds of sextastic women to make this world go ’round. But the boldest of beautiful ladies who wear short skirts and no panties to seated public events really are my favorite. They make this globe spin just a little faster. Bless you, Anna, and your special places you’re sharing with us today. Game, set, snatch! Sorry, I just had to. Enjoy.
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Our good friends at PlayboyPlus, purveyors of all things bunny hot and nekkid online, have put together a special offer for the Memorial Day holiday they’d like to hook you up with and I’d like to hook you up with because I really do delight in my own subscription service. It’s a tad bit better than anything on CNN or TLC, though I can’t say how I feel about it compared to my NFL package as a man should never be forced to decide between hot topless women and football. God is not that cruel.
For the Memorial Day weekend, Playboy.TV is now free for one week to test out, try out, and all around swim into the sextastic because you deserve a treat today and why not make that treat come in the form of thousands of beautiful unclothed women doing fun time things with other lovely ladies and often beach balls or other sporting goods. It really is a thing.
While you’re deciding whether or not FREE is a good value, check out the lovely brunette Playboy sweetheart Iana Little, tempting you into the good kind of temptation with her ridiculously hot body quickly unveiled. To repeat, if you love the world’s most alluring women without their clothes on, do try this Free Trial Offer of Playboy.TV. If you like Wolf Blitzer droning on and on, stick with CNN. Enjoy your weekend!
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