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Rosanna Arquette Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, The Game of Thrones Ladies of the Evening Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

If it's Friday then it must be Mr. Skin forecast for the fun side of your home viewing weekend entertainment. Like clockwork, Mr. Skin informs you of how to get your minute hand on your six o'clock and have yourself a little private party. And this week is hardly short of many visually moving wonderments that ought to keep your quite content in your comfy chair with your remote.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Paz de la Huerta quite full frontal and nekkid and making out with Katrina Bowden in Nurse 3D now out on Blu-Ray, the hottie brunettes and redheads of whoredom on Game of Thrones getting nekkid themselves in the season opener on HBO, and veteran thespianic Rosanna Arquette not nekkid in Game Day out in theaters today, but quite topless in a number of her former cinematic ventures. It's lots of lovely funbags just the way we like them, full and ripe like summer berries. Enjoy.

(Absolutely do not forget the best Easter gift ever for your friends and family, a discounted membership to the entire vault of Mr. Skin.com)

Marlene Morrow Classic Nekkid Goodness For a Very Happy Playboy TV Easter Deal

 

There are many things I love about my own Playboy membership. One is the historical nature of Playboy content. While Egotastic! runs a solid eight years back now, Playboy has been around for sixty years and archived all of their crazy nekkid hot model and celebrity content. For instance, say I want to see who was  the Playmate during Easter forty years ago. With a couple clicks I pull up the deliciously early 70's fun bodied Marlene Morrow. Just wicked hotness from the era of bush and blessed tan lines. Yes, it turns out that sextastic women without their clothes on have always been passion inducing.

Easter Special: Playboy.TV for just $5.83 month with Annual Pass

To celebrate the current Easter 2014, our friends at Playboy Plus are offering a super special deal on Playboy.TV. Forty years ago, you couldn't get thousands of videos and television programs featuring Playboy level hotties, but now you can. Right there on your computer or mobile device. And it's just a few bucks a month. God bless the advancement of media and technology. The women stay hot as ever, the delivery systems keep getting better. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Goodness Invades My Mind and Fills My Soul and Other Poetic Nonsense

 

Continuing on with our hottie British line of regal temptresses, Emma Glover deserves far more accolade for her stellar good looks and ridiculously hot body that can be delivered with mere words. I'd probably use semaphore flags if given the option. That way I could wave Emma in for a soft landing in my cocoon of Glover appreciation where I keep a shrine to the crazy hot brunette.

Emma Glover is not afraid to get her clothes off outdoors to show you her fine funbags so deeply full of future fun time stories yet to be told. Every time she takes her top off, an angel gets its wings. At least, that's the best way to describe the feeling I get in my nether regions. Oh, Emma, you give so much and ask for so little. I really really like that kind of relationship. You're my hero. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out the Emma Glover official page for all your crazy hot Glovetastic needs.)

READER FINDS: Kristen Stewart See-Through, Daryl Hannah Topless, Marion Cotillard Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

Can it really be Friday already? My first my favorite day of the week, not just because it constitutes the day fresh bagels arrive in the morning courtesy of The Man, though mostly that is why. Free is my very favorite flavor. In addition to complimentary snacks, each Friday we open up the perfume scented reader e-mail bag to see what goodies so many of you have contributed to the general feeling of erection, err, elation, among our brotherhood and Sapphic leaning sisterhood. I never cease to be amazed. Then again, I do have the mental faculties of a six year old.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kristen Stewart deliciously see-through top in a righteous Sasha Eisenman photoshoot (many thanks to EgoReader 'Blynn'), Holly Marie Combs flashing boobtastic on the silver screen (contributed honorably by 'Thomas'), Daryl Hannah pretty damn nekkid in her own screen turn (ah, Daryl, so hot back in the day recognized by 'Marty S.'), Samantha York quite nekkid in Purple magazine (York goodness via 'Ellen'), Marion Cotillard quite nekkid (delicious French dish by 'Ramon'), Rita Ora sideboob in the new edition of Elle magazine (spotted early on by 'Doug G.'), Juliette Binoche with even more Frenchy topless goodness (merci to our friend 'Annalise'), Rumer Willis see-through dress from behind showing behind (ethereal peeks provided by 'Devon'), more Franco-faptastic of Gabrielle Lazure quite nekkid in the cinema (ooh la la donated by 'Terry T.'), Blair Brown topless in the rather wackadoo Altered States (throwback funbags via 'Scott'), Emmanuelle Seigner topless in yet another Frenchy styled movie (Viva la Sextastic assist from 'Marcus'), Dita de Leon and Jessica Morris topless in a not so memorably onscreen role (boobtastic bottled at the source by 'Evan J.'), Alexandra Daddario quite nekkid though slightly obscured in the water in the new Vanity Fair (kudos to sweet sweet 'Caroline'), wicked hot Karolina Szymczak nekkid in the Bunny magazine (thank you kindly 'David M.'), Beatrice Bouchard, twin sister to tennis playing Genie Bouchard, looking all bikini dazzled (excellent uncovery by 'JT'), Jennifer Lawrence booty calls in new X-Men still (lovely little teaser from 'Colin'), and another Frnech dip at Marion Cotillard topless this time in A Private Affair (fine work by 'Ingrid'). It's a whole heap of hotness this week. Are you man enough to handle it? What does that even mean? I surely aim to find out. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless and Daringly Dark For Nuts

 

I know Lucy Collett isn't everybody's cup of tea, but she's the milk in my porridge, or something Britishy sounding like that, and I think someday I'd like her to be the woman I have a fling with while my wife is off visiting her sister because her cat died. Not that I've thought about this much. But Lucy does seem like the fun kind of romp weekend partner. Not that Lucy doesn't also deserve a great guy in a loving and emotionally connected stable and caring relationship. I just want that to be some other guy. As for me and Lucy, it's weekenders at the beach where we never quite get to the beach.

Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Lucy shows me once again why a simple bit of lacy black and the fine art of the striptease down to your mighty impressive funbags, is all the foreplay this man needs. Ever. Period. Enjoy.

Sabine Jemeljanova Drops Top Against Sam Cooke In the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of boobtastic. It's time for our weekly adventure into the sporting world by way of epically full and hot funbags. The Battle of the Boobtastic in which we take two completely hot innocent young women with stellar melons and pit them against one another in a contest of chestal greatness. Our sport is not yet recognized by the Nevada State Athletic Commission, but that is only a matter of time and a couple envelopes full of Benjamins.

This week's tasty treats battle pits the veteran bosom of Sabine Jemeljanova against not so surprisingly strong chest puppy contender, Sam Cooke, in a competition I expect to go right down to the missing brassiere underwire. The competition is always fierce, the contestants always sextastic, and the winner always jumping up and down for jiggly joy. Now comes your part. Decisions decisions. Among our two brilliantly hot lasses, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Sam Cooke

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Leonela Ahumada Nekkid Hot and Bothered for Sudamericana Glory

 

I'll be the first to admit there are some less au natural parts to Argentinean TV bad girl and oft-named celebrity gossip column participant, Leonela Ahumada. Having said that, I would easily forgo her designer boobtastic choices for a chance to be the guy who gets to cover her entire body in fake tan for photoshoots and public appearances. She seems like a giggler to me. Not that outrageously goofy giggler type, more the salacious low moan giggler that would cause me to fumble and drop my fake tan bottle and then we'd tumble into naughty bliss.

Featured in H Para Hombres magazines, the periodical of choice for discerning men of Sudamericana, Leonela takes it off, all off, for the positively memorable visual displays of one fine fair-haired Latina doing what she does best. Being the topic of conversation, both public and quite very private. Enjoy.