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Ela Rose Topless Bikini Pimping The Bottled Water and Malibu Shores

 
Ela Rose Topless Bikini Pictures In Malibu
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Now the faux bottled water company has gone and done it. Straight up bare boobtastic from Swedish model Ela Rose in the pimping pursuit of merching the H20. How unseemly. And, yes, always pretty darn awesome. I’m still not buying any water, but I am going to consider the affects of water on the bikini bottom clad Ela as she promenades across the Southern California shoreline with her especially perfect funbags moist in the chilly autumn breeze. You know when I use the word ‘autumn’ I’m kind of in lust.

I’m not exactly sure where this bottled water campaign is headed business wise. I only know it has taken a turn for the better in the visual wonderments departments. Perhaps they should sell photos instead of…. hey, wait a minute. Enjoy.

Daisy Lowe Topless Moments Amid Artistic Style in Hunger Mag

 
Daisy Lowe Sextastic Hot and Topless in Hunger Magazine
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As far as Gavin Rossdale’s love children go, Daisy Lowe still remains at the top of my list for getting stuck in an elevator with. Just one fine brunette model from the Old Country who makes for ever faptastic photoshoots, even when designed almost entirely for the fashion and style conscious women’s magazine crowd. I care not. There is no mountain high enough or valley low enough that I won’t search for the sextastic. You know, provided there’s an In&Out burger that serves alcohol when I get there.

Featured in the current Hunger magazine, Daisy Lowe gives up a little something something of topless peeks to the casual gentleman ogler who might happen upon her spread after his lady is done oohing and aahing over the marvelous photos. I don’t know which planet men are from, but it’s the one where we really like to see ridiculously hot women without their tops on. I’m not sure it’s named after a Roman god. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann, Isabeli Fontana Topless Wall Perfect for Pirelli 2015

 
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The Pirelli Calendar is officially back. As in, it’s been publishing every single year now for decades, but there have been times it decided that hot topless supermodels were somehow passé and it needed to up it’s artistic and hyper-stylized cred. Why? Nobody knows. I’m just glad that short lived era is over. There’s nothing like art to ruin a perfectly blessed pair of funbags.

The Pirelli Calendar 2015 features a bevy of hot European models, one for each month, flashing their bare puppies and all over hot bodies for the love of keeping track of days. Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann and Isabeli Fontana are among the world class models baring their yams for the Pirelli auto parts folks. They all joined up in Milan recently to celebrate. I wasn’t invited to that shindig for some reason, but that doesn’t take away my enthusiasm in turning the pages of my ill-gotten Pirelli calendar here in the Egotastic penthouse basement offices. Onward and ta-ta upward in 2015. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Topless Beauty for Artistic Fine Ogling

 
Rose McGowan Topless in Flatt Magazine November 2014
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Rose McGowan can’t seem to keep her clothes on these days. Oh, I’m not complaining. This is a good thing. A very good thing.

Her very latest topless incarnation is in this month’s Flatt Magazine. Granted, the photography is intended to be purposeful, classy, artsy, and a whole bunch of other positive sounding words that I quickly forget as a I gaze upon the forty and faptastic fine female form of Rose McGowan topless once again. She really is a stunner. I do believe she’s getting more attractive with age. The sign of a true veteran hottie.

If only other American actresses had the courage and sensibilities to bare their sweat-worked lovely forms all bare and lady like as well. Rose McGowan is a leader in her field. The very best field of all. Well done, Rose. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Naked In Playboy? Okay, I Can Do That

 
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At least one superfan of Egotastic! got his male panties in a bunch about us omitting super fine Down Under models and actress Sophie Monk from our archive of Bunny magazine favorites. You know I’m more sensitive than a teen girl experiencing puberty in an all male household, so I hereby bequeath to that fine fellow the perfect female form of Sophie Monk thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus.

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Sophie isn’t just another great looking Australian blonde with killer eyes and even more dangerous sweet pies. She’s one of the elites. The cream of the sextastic crop of Southern Hemispheric babes who put shrimps on the barbie and have contagious laughs. I could be happy with a woman like Sophie Monk keeping my bed warm, even if that was by means of petrol and a match after she discovers I spent the evening with Elle Macpherson. Dare to dream big, you might just land somewhere decently obscene. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Ancilla Tilia Topless Blonde Dutch Teat Treats For Pure Soothing

 
Ancilla Tilia Topless Blonde Hotness
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If you’re like me, you’ve had a long week. And this is before one single present for Christmas has been purchased or you’ve figured out the excuse to tell Aunt Helen her marshmallow yams make you want to vomit. In short, next week will be longer. But there’s no problem so profound, no conundrum so vexing, that it can’t be assuaged greatly by one fine blonde woman and her stellar bare melons. You may laugh. I truly believe this.

So many of you went heels over head for Dutch hottie actress and model Ancilla Tilia last week, but only EgoReader ‘David M.’ has the season of giving spirit to provide some of his favorite faptastic examples of Ancilla’s truly fine and bodacious bosom work. Oh, my. I’m feeling better already. I’m not prepared to say sweet delicious teats can entirely replace football and beer, but I am prepared to say that trifecta is how I imagine heaven. Thank God It’s Funbags!

Natalie Dormer Topless, Jane Fonda Topless, Eva Green Topless All in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Hello there, faptastic skinematic content. The best of the week available on the big and little screen for your medium sized fun times viewing your favorite celebrities baring boobtastic on the silver screen. I’m not sure how people actually spent their private time before the invention of the moving pictures, but I’m guessing there was an awful lot of rubbing up against tree branches and sobbing. Thank heavens for Mr. Skin.

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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Dormer not nekkid in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One, but definitely wonderful topless in Game of Thrones Season Two, Jane Fonda topless and making the sexy in 70′s classic Coming Home, now out on Blu-Ray, and Eva Green extensively topless along with Juno Temple topless in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, now also out on Blu-Ray. Oh, those celebrity funbags. So ripe and dripping with, um, ripeness. Check them all out. Enjoy.

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