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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Boxer

 
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You want to talk about pugilism worth watching. I’ll take my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, decked out in boxer gear and flashing a fun shot of her funbags for my favorite form of sport. This one won’t cost you a hundred dollars and I guarantee your inner judge will approve. Such a hot tall drink of water in this black get up for Flair magazine.

Edita, my money goes on you for the technical knock out. I’m already feeling woozy and this fight has only just begun. While I can appreciate the pure thrill of men pounding the craptastic out of each other, I prefer the sweet science of making the sexy with statuesque Lithuanian models in padded gloves. To each their own. Somebody, please, ring the bell. Enjoy.

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Elizabeth Olsen and Scarlett Johansson Topless Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Better late than never. That’s my motto since grade school. Well, after, ‘I’m sure that wasn’t me who did that.’ Mr. Skin’s forecast for a threesome of skin filled goodness on screen for the weekend, the weekdays, really any time when it’s the right time for sweet topless celebrity women. So, yes, all the time.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes a peekaboo at Scarlett Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen not nekkid in The Avengers Age of Ultron, but quite baring of the wares in Under the Skin and Old Boy, respectively, Dakota Johnson topless and whipped in 50 Shades of Grey now On Demand, and Katherine Waterston fully nekkid in Inherent Vice now out on Blu-Ray. Miss a minute and you miss the world. At least it feels like that. Enjoy.

If you don’t have your own Ego discounted Membership to Mr. Skin, why not? You deserve a fap today. To the good stuff, the top shelf. This is it.

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Miley Cyrus Topless Candids In Her Undies

 
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You may recall that Miley Cyrus quite openly allowed a photographer from V Magazine to follow her everywhere backstage on a segment of her most recent tour. As you would expect, Miley doesn’t wear a lot of clothes onstage or backstage, hence, she was caught in various stages of undress and topless. I wouldn’t call it officially ‘caught’ with Miley Cyrus given that she seems in the least quite content to be seen without her clothes on. Still, these photos are quite raw and in the flesh candids of the worldwide pop star just being Miley.

Once more I must praise the meme that is Miley. She has raised the bar on exhibition for all other pop divas and female celebrities wishing to get attention. In the old days, some might call her a bad example. In the Egotastic! days, we call this absolutely the best thing ever. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Topless, Kendall Jenner Nip Slip, Jehane Gigi Paris Topless and Much Much More…

 
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Oh, holy Friday. Most blessed of the days named after the gods I can’t remember. You tease us with the anticipation of the weekend, yet, you are technically a work day and also the most common day for me to be fired based on my work history. Huh. I hadn’t thought of that before. Nevertheless, nothing can reduce the glow I feel merely circling the Reader Finds email bag each week. That blessed velvet satchel of celebrity skin goodness just waiting to be unveiled. It’s part skin-filled goodness, part joy of giving. Something sacred, something profane.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Cara Delevingne in nothing but a towel (thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Zed’), Andrea Lowell topelss in skinematic excellence (much kudos to ‘Jayne’), Carmen Electra pokey and topless onscreen (Carmen in prime form via ‘Owen’), Charlotte McKinney major league curves (wowzers provided by ‘Dennis E.’), a double dose of super hottie Cora Keegan (double lust filled by ‘Emmet’), a purported picture of Emily Ratajkowski topless (from our good buddy ‘Anon’), boobtastic faptastic Helen Flanagan in a bikini top (lovely lusciousness from ‘Stephen T.’), Jehane Paris topless goodness (dedicatedly dropped off by ‘Bob J.’), a young Jennifer Jason Leigh quite topless (throwback funbags via ‘Hampton’), Kate Compton and Yara Khmidan topless modeling pics (spotted by ‘Wheels’), Kate Winslet topless in early film role (double blessings from ‘Mikey’), Kendall Jenner nip slip from GQ (caught by too many of you to count, thanks all), Linda Hamilton topless during her Terminator days (sights provided by ‘Daryn’), a double dose of Mary Steenburgen without clothes (strange but sweet pics via ‘Desmond’), Miranda Kerr arm bra goodness (hottie alert caused by ‘David’), Nikki Cox self-shared cleave (thank you kindly to ‘Sage’), Nina Agdal bikini shots for SI (Danish wonderments via ‘Allie’), Rita Ora nip slip peeks (from the mind of another ‘Bill’), Sherilyn Fenn in and out of a bikini (wonders of the past so sweet from ‘Travis’), and Tinashe nip slip in concert (dropped off by ‘Doo Doo’). It’s a handful of hotness. Two scoops. Use all limbs available. Enjoy.

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Nina Agdal Topless Part Deux, And Deux is Amazing!

 

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When you think about a slow leak, nothing good comes to mind. Until now. Thanks to EgoReader JJ for supplementing our brief but rather pleasant look at Nina Agdal topless from this athletically awesome look at the Danish Delight courtesy of photog Frederic Pinet. I’m kind of too stunned to actually speak, typing is difficult at the moment, and my spelling, well that has always been atrocious. The precise opposite of Nina Agdal who is outrageously hot and heavenly female form perfect. And now topless. Ten thousand candles later, my prayers have been answered.

You can pretend that Fate doesn’t exist, that Karma is just a silly myth, and that Cosmic Justice is an invention of comic books. As for me, I believe all things come to those who wait and beg and maybe cry a little bit when they don’t get what they want. It’s not exactly John Wayne, but John Wayne never got to see Nina Agdal topless. I have. Suck on that, Duke. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Frederic Pinet

Aimee Caba Topless With A Skateboard

 
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Our friends at C-Heads magazine have once more captured the spirit of the young model life in the city with this casually spirited and quite topless sextastic peek at Aimee Caba hugging her skateboard in her apartment. Oh, that lucky lucky board. Why couldn’t I have come back in this life as her favorite set of wheels.

I’m sure up and coming model life isn’t as quaintly sweet as depicted in these series of pictorials. On the other hand, I’d like to believe it is just as hot and topless. Come on, even a broke girl with a wicked hot body still has a wicked hot body. I’ve been broke without one. It’s way worse. Aimee, you’re doing fine. Bring your board by my place and I’ll show your my fakie. And I’m not talking about a skateboard trick. Super delicious models without their tops on. It’s a thing alright. Enjoy.

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Page 3 Topless Hotties! Mellisa, Courtnie, India, Nicole And Sam

 
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Oh, yes, the return of my many lovely virtual girlfriends from across the pond. The beautiful British birds that soar to such esteemed heights, all the better to catch a glimpse of their might magnificent funbags in full glory mode. The Page 3 Girls of Old Country lore here to bring on new urges, tingles, and all-over smiles. They are my Avengers.

This week’s grab bag of Page 3 funbags includes Mellisa Clarke, Courtnie Quinlan, India Reynolds, Nicole Neal, and Sam Cooke. It’s hard to know if you’re party is the party of the year, but if this sweet pot of sextastic girls is hanging by the pool, just give yourself a medal. This is world class goodie baring at it’s finest. Enjoy.

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