All Stars

Emma Frain Is My Wicked Hot Topless Queen

 

I can't think of anything I wouldn't do for Emma Frain. I'm thinking hard now... nope, not a thing. Emma Frain is my queen among, you know, the women I fantastically believe are my girlfriends because it comforts me more than hot cocoa. Plus you could burn yourself in delicate places if you substitute hot cocoa for the kind of thoughts I have about Emma Frain.

Emma took a little break from her glamorous gifting to the world of her ridiculously hot body and outstanding alluring looks. It seems she's back, I hope in some meaningful, exhibitionist ways. She truly is a stunner with a body that could command me to do all sorts of impure and indecent and completely fun things. I shall patiently await such commands. So damn hot. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.

Jessie Andrews See-Through Bushtastic for Terry Richardson Photoshoot

 

Of all the modern social issues that truly divide men, lady bush has to be one of the most prominent. It's far more bitter and divisive than religion or politics. Those who favor lower coifs on a fine lady and those who do not have been in brutal conflict since the invention of the razor, let alone the wax and laser and all the other advanced depilatory sciences.

Case in point, Jessie Andrews, a woman not shy by profession about bringing the beaver out to play. Shot in see through bra and panties by Terry Richardson, who would call this modest, Jessie exhibits a quite striking furry friend that will certainly create some brother vs. brother type civil unrest between muff enthusiasts and shorn bare advocates. Naturally, the pragmatists like myself among us will only note that Jessie Andrews is wicked hot, knows things we badly want her to teach us, and she could keep an endangered rhino in her shorts and we'd thank the stars for ever getting the chance to be the ones to see for ourselves. Enjoy.

Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 

We had a rather warm reception to last week's announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d' lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty "Insatiable' vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I've been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It's never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M's. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!

Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it's damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it's time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what's nekkid onscreen and they're not afraid to tell you.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

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READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless, Kesha Nip Slip, Iggy Azalea Nip Sip, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, happy days. Everyone please, gather round the not so secret Santa tree and see what treasures are lying 'round the Egotastic! tree. Of course, you know what's there already since you were up all night like elves putting them there to surprise me. Friday really is like Christmas each week for me delving into the pile of skin-filled goodies submitted by only the best readers in the world. And I mean that. Without you, there is no Egotastic! Though, no, you can't borrow my car this weekend. The '01 Camry is a classic I just can't trust out of my hands. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski barely covered goodies (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Annette'), sweet throwback to Denise Crosby topless (lovely reminiscing from 'Darnell'), Monica Bellucci topless on the big screen (sweet Monica treats via 'Elster'), Candice Swanepoel barely covered nekkid joy (delicious find from 'Owen'), Eva Green in yet another splendid topless role (Green gems from the mind of 'Max'), luscious Anna Torv covered topless in Esquire (fine peeks delivered by 'Tim T.'), Natasha Poly topless wonderments for the ladies (women's magazine discovery by 'Aaron'), Sandra Kubicka bikini test polaroid shots (test passed with the help of 'Steven H.'), Susana Molina quite topless for cinematic glory (lovely Molina mams provided by 'Kent'), Californication beauty Natascha McElhone fully nekkid in skin on celluloid (always been a wowzer, so thought by 'Lees'), Claudia Winkleman classic nip slip (Anglo headlights via 'Tony J.'), Abby Clancy panties peeking upskirt (ogle-a-boo made possible by 'Denny'), Danica Patrick ten years ago in FHM (classic Danica 'wow' justified by 'Emmy'), thespianic Thylda Bares swell funbags bare in something European (outstanding actress ta's thrown over the fence by 'James P.'), Stacy Haiduk and her early 90's perfect pert pair again onscreen (outstanding yams thanks to 'Dougoon'), Marisa Miller behind the scenes of her Boston Common lingerie shoot (oh, sweet Marissa, bless you 'Zach'), Katie French pool time skinematics (lust in pools is real lust thanks to 'Pinks'), Ashley Emma doing her glamourous globe thing (Britty lovely pillows from 'Frizzy'), SueLyn Medeiros getting into her sex tape role, quite naughty (bumping uglies caught on cam by 'Les'), Karen Gillan in a see-through lovely top (nice find by eagle-eyed 'Dave'), Kesha nip slipping in her new music video (intense scrutiny on the part of 'Zac D'), Iggy Azalea flashing nip in her new music video as well (spotted proficiently by 'fake12'), Ashley Sky quite see-through on the runway (video catwalk discovery from 'Bob'), Asian volleyball star Altynbekova Sabina tall and hot all over (a personal lust quest from 'Rob heroically unblocked in Indonesia'), and last, but not least, the gorgeous bunny hottie Alyssa Arce strutting her see-through modeling wares (much ado about Alyssa by way of 'Roger'). Man, maybe I am oversharing this week. Nah, just about right. Enjoy.