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Your first question might be, why are these two lovely models taking off their bikini tops on a houseboat. But I will not give you an answer. I will only stare at you knowingly trying to convey to you how if you question this bit of faptastic, it might just go away. I’m superstitious like that. Extremely so. I will kick you in the bobos as needed to maintain the sanctity of Clara Rosager and Corrie Lejuwaan in this sextacular pictorial for C-Heads magazine.
Nature has yet to invent any visual more inspiring than two hot young girls frolicking topless under the sun. That recent NASA picture of the universe kind of comes close, but clearly second best. Nay, it’s the innocence of youth merged with the prurient opposite of innocence of the gentleman ogler that makes this the material world’s finest hour. Houseboat on girls, just pretend we’re not even here and we’re still wearing pants. Enjoy.
I love it when a pair of sweet booty cheeks come together for fine female form bits of wonderments. Case in point, stellar alluring model Alyssia McGoogan and her stellar Scottish descended lady bits teamed up with famed sextastic girl photographer Attlio D’Agostino for one epic bit of lust inducement in P magazine. If the P stood for pound this bit of visuals into your libido forever and ever, I’d not be shocked. Though I’m likely wrong.
Whenever I meet a new crazy hot face and body so effortlessly creating happy feelings up and down my nervous system, I’m reminded once more that the sextastic is not a fixed pie, it’s an ever-growing domain of sheer happy feelings. Alyssia McGoogan, welcome to Egotastic!. Linger awhile, we’re making chili for the Super Bowl. Enjoy.
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Scoff all you want at YouTube celebrities, you old fogies, but it’s the new thing for a while now. We used to have TV stars, now we have YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook stars. And if you don’t think advertisers and marketers are going where the millennials are, you are not reading old copies of AdWeek on your fifth leg of a Southwest flight to Kansas City like I am. It’s already done happened. Busty young hot YouTube stars like Karen Alloy have 250,000 subscribers and they’re not looking back. Though, thankfully, they are looking topless.
Barbara Eden couldn’t show her belly button when she became a TV star in the 60′s. Welcome to media stars of the 10′s. Sweet comedic sensation Karen Alloy has taken off her top to show the digital world she’s more than just a goofy YouTube funny girl. She’s a YouTube funny girl you’d ditch the entirety of your wealth and lifelong buddies just to be with for five minutes in the broom closet playing find my tickle spot. It’s a black and white shoot by Jordan Volness, so we’re all good with our artistic accreditations. Go forth and ogle. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Jordan Volness
Karlie Kloss, the windy city born hottie model who may or may not be having lesbionic sexy time with Taylor Swift (you didn’t hear it from me, but you did, you did), made a grand entrance at the Versace show at Paris Fashion Week by flashing her nipple through a misplace dress of some indescribable and expensive sort. I guess you pay a little extra for the chance to win hearts and minds and gentlemen oglers with your bare pink headlight saying howdy.
As you know, Fashion Week gives and it takes. Mostly I guess it takes from people who like to spend money on clothes, and it gives back in the form of wardrobe malfunctions and impossibly showy cut-up couture. I’l do that deal any day, especially since graphic tees at Target are still just $12 when out of season. You see how I win. It’s hard to see, but it’s there. Bless you, Karlie Kloss fashion nipple. Enjoy.
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Could this be the culmination of my new found lust for Kayslee Collins, the blonde hottie former Disney teen actor turned musicians turned faptastic funbag model? I sure hope not. I want this train ride to go on forever.
The incredibly alluring California girl blonde takes it off, all off, for the traditionally luxurious and silky Playboy Playmate pictorial representing February 2015, a good month and it hasn’t even started yet. I really was somewhat surprised to hear she’d posed for the bunny magazine, now I’m quite a bit more catatonic. A happier version of surprised. I mean, just look at this sextastic wonder. She’s a gift from somebody who really really likes us.
To celebrate Kayslee quite nekkid in Playboy, our good friends at PlayboyPlus are offering their Playboy.TV most excellent online video channel for ONE WEEK FREE to test out checking out girls like Kayslee getting fun, frisky, and quite nicely occasionally lesbionic. You really should consider adding it to your regular entertainment viewing. Life will become some percentage better. Enjoy.
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You know me well enough to know that when I see full fledged frontal Miley Cyrus topless pictures on other celebrity news sites with all the fun parts censored out, I don’t care the expense, the sacrifice, or the amount of kidneys I must have cut from my body to make it possible for the Egotastic audience to see Miley Cyrus topless uncensored. It’s not that Miley has never been topless before. God knows she digs the nudity. But this is perhaps the finest candid view yet of the pop diva and I want you to have it. For safe keeping and old time’s sake and that data bank of the fun girls you keep inside your cranium.
Miley and her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger cruised the beaches of Hawaii this past week as young couples often do. What’s rare is to see an American celebrity topless at the beach. It’s ridiculously rare. And while it’s rather Puritanical, oh the delight we feel when we sneak a peek at those who take the occasional opportunity to introduce their sweet melons to Mother Son. Hello, dear funbags, says the sun. Hello, says the sweet lady humps back to the sun. There’s no reason toplessness can’t be super polite. Once more, I doff my cap to Miley Cyrus. She’s not afraid of much. Enjoy.
** You can see the rest of the Miley Cyrus Topless Beach Photos on WWTDD.com
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