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Miley Cyrus Topless Outtake Photo Hits the World Wide Web — Or Does It?

 

Miley Cyrus topless? Meh, I had to put down my happy hour drink for this one, which my Spidey Senses tell me is almost certainly a fake. Nevertheless, enough of you keep sending me this photo, and it is Miley and she's never been topless before in the two years we've been legally allowed to show you such, but...

If you look at the photo it does seem to be taken from an outtake set from her photoshoot for Maxim magazine after they named her the hottest woman in the known universe. If you look at the backside photo of Miley, a real one, you can see that she was definitely photographed without her top on during the shoot. And the clothes and jewelry are the same. But, are those Miley's real bare hooters? As I said, I remain unconvinced. But I am only right 72.4% of the time, maybe less even after a few cocktails. So, as always, I'll let Egotastic! CSI Division, meaning all of you, make the final call. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Kelly Hall Topless Photos Put the Holy in Holiday Sendoffs

 

Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It's going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you're lucky. Or, if you're Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we're using to send you off on your three-day bender.

Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.

Have a truly debauched weekend, you've earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!

READER FINDS: Christina Hendricks Sextastic, Petra Nemcova Topless, Lake Bell Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

It's a Holiday weekend Friday which means many of you are already halfway to your destinations by now if you're leaving town, or halfway to tipsy town if you're staying in. I'm halfway to both, but there's no way we're not celebrating this week's communal offering of copious skin before this day is out. A little sextastic something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rosie Jones and Lacey Banghard sharing a romantic topless hug (that OMG moment courtesy of EgoReader 'Jay S.'), Christina Hendricks hella hot in a Matthias McGrath photoshoot (thank you 'Reuben'), Sonja Bennett topless in the aptly titled Young People Fucking (a big contribution by 'Danes'), gloriously hot Natasha Henstridge nekkid onscreen (delivered by 'Duane R.'), Italian model Bianca Balti flashing her tubulars (kudos to 'Matt' on this one, err, two), Charlize Theron nekkid and burning hot from the big screen (a whoa baby from 'Will B.'), hottie Cristina Serrano in Interviu magazine (plus plus plus to 'Devon'), Siena Miller topless in Two Jacks (grandly given by 'Sophie'), Rebecca Hall of Iron Man fame topless at the movies (many thanks to 'Ito'), thespianic Susan Ward flashing her goodies (hearty congratulations to 'O.M' on this find), Melissa Johnston topless in Barely Legal (gracias to 'Cory'), Melissa Riso who we just met topless modeling pics (donated graciously by 'Dennis'), Heathyr Hoffman from the SyFy Channel topless (we bow down to 'John R.'), some wickedly hot Petra Nemcova topless modeling pics (by way of 'Adam F.'), Sofia Vergara see-through (lent ever so kindly by 'Amod'), Skylar Grey all wet and see-through (benevolence of 'swistaszek'), and, last, but certainly not least, the hot bodied Lake Bell nekkid in her newer film, Black Rock. It's a handful, a mouthful, and a solid snort worth of celebrity skin. Enjoy.

Samantha Gradoville Topless For Farm Girls Gone Global Hotness

 

Granted, I have no idea if Samantha Gradoville grew up on a farm in her Nebraska upbringings. I'm just so happy to bring you a girl from the heartland who's making it big in the international magazine and modeling circuits, and, who, by the way, has a fantastic pair of chest puppies on display in Harper's Bazaar Spain this month.

Now, you don't care so much about high fashion or art or makeup. I mean, if you're like me. But seeing Samantha flash her full upper frontals, well that's worth a trip to the Spanish women's magazine section of your local drugstore. Homegirl does good. Enjoy.

Heather Graham Fully Frontal, Rooney Mara Topless, and True Blood Boobtastic in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I know we're in the thick of the blockbuster movie season, but, as always, our ballbuster movie aficionados at Mr. Skin have compiled a short list of what to see on the screen this weekend if you happen to be one of those guys who likes seeing sextastic celebrities baring their bodies. That would be 99.9% of you. The remainder of the audience here is my mom and the cousins.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Heather Graham not topless in Hangover III, but definitely flashing all in Boogie Nights, Rooney Mara getting topless and jiggy with it in Side Effects now out on Blu-Ray, and similarly out now the fifth season of True Blood featuring various and assorted sweet looking supernatural ladies taking off their clothes. It's all good and all within the privacy of your own home viewing experience. Enjoy.

Nicole Neal Topless Supergirl for Woman of Steel Sensations

 

Any followers of our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic know hottie Nicole Neal quite well, and hopefully pull the lever for her, so to speak. Now, check out the chesty sextastic blonde homaging the most super of superheroes, Superman himself in what surely must be a more inspiring bit of posing than you're likely to see from that British dude playing Super in the upcoming film.

We do so lust our cosplay here and thanks to the benevolence of good guys at Front magazine, we have a chance to see how amazing comics could be if only hot mostly nekkid girls were added to the mix. A frequent fantasy since about the age of seven. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Goodness In Or Out of Clothes (Though Out of Clothes Is Really Better)

 

Oh, man, you know how much me and fifty million other guys so dig Mellisa Clarke. Every new pictorial that arrives from the alt-brunette glamour hottie is like a tingle up an entirely new nerve chain from the eyeballs down to the other places where the nervous system branches.

Featured in a spectacular red and black lingerie striptease show, Mellisa knows how to do very little, to say so very much with her spectacular body and her alluring girl-next-door-you-wish-really-existed looks. One total package of visual wonderment I can never wait to unwrap. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

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