All Stars

Jehane Gigi Paris Topless Black and White Hotness Part Deux

 

We saw some of this ridiculously hot Chris Shintani photo set of Jehane Gigi Paris a little while back. But hot topless bodies with outstanding curb appeal require we drill down to find every instance of such visual wonderment, hence, part deux of an extended look at this anatomically inspiring series.

You know I've falling head over heels with every inch of this French model turned part-time Hollywood vixen. Jehane Gigi Paris has that very special 'it girl' quality that has me looking at it for about an hour here now nonstop. It's hard to describe the feelings of special racing through my neural network at this precise moment. If I was a droid, I'd be sparking and smoking. Jehane, you nourish both man and machine with your stellar fineries. Please, we need more. Much much more. Enjoy.

Stacey Pool Topless Stars, Topless Stripes, Big Topless Go Boom

 

I have to admire a busty British glamour model for draping herself in the Stars and Stripes to say hello to the Yanks. Stacey Poole isn't so much draping herself in the flag as she is wearing it briefly in a bikini which even more patriotically comes off quickly revealing her ample funbags beneath. God bless every nation in the world who loves this kind of show.

Stacey Poole makes me proud to be part of the bigger nation of gentleman oglers who can appreciate her immodest melons as the true bits of Mother Nature genius  that they are. We don't need a lot of hype or primping or styling, just a good looking woman with boobs that could smother us in our sleep. Is that too much to ask? Nay. Tis not. Sally forth, Stacey. Enjoy.

Toni Garrn Topless Bikini Candids Off The Port Bow in Ibiza

 

Are you like me? Do you catch yourself saying, hmm, I wonder what Leo DiCaprio's current model girlfriend's funbags look like without her bikini top on. Well, wonder no more, curious traveler. For today we have a perfect peek at the au natural lovely peaks of Toni Garrn, the German hot model Leo is currently, um, dating.

Toni has been cruising around the Riviera the past couple of weeks with her karate kicking boyfriend on, naturally, a big cool yacht, and taking in some sun. It's nice to see some ladies in the world not scared to death of Mother Sun and her Vitamin-D producing rays of goodness. So much so that Toni decided her special little puppies needed a little warm love. So, if you were wondering what Toni looked like topless. You have your answer -- picture perfect. Enjoy.

Emma Frain Is My Wicked Hot Topless Queen

 

I can't think of anything I wouldn't do for Emma Frain. I'm thinking hard now... nope, not a thing. Emma Frain is my queen among, you know, the women I fantastically believe are my girlfriends because it comforts me more than hot cocoa. Plus you could burn yourself in delicate places if you substitute hot cocoa for the kind of thoughts I have about Emma Frain.

Emma took a little break from her glamorous gifting to the world of her ridiculously hot body and outstanding alluring looks. It seems she's back, I hope in some meaningful, exhibitionist ways. She truly is a stunner with a body that could command me to do all sorts of impure and indecent and completely fun things. I shall patiently await such commands. So damn hot. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.

Jessie Andrews See-Through Bushtastic for Terry Richardson Photoshoot

 

Of all the modern social issues that truly divide men, lady bush has to be one of the most prominent. It's far more bitter and divisive than religion or politics. Those who favor lower coifs on a fine lady and those who do not have been in brutal conflict since the invention of the razor, let alone the wax and laser and all the other advanced depilatory sciences.

Case in point, Jessie Andrews, a woman not shy by profession about bringing the beaver out to play. Shot in see through bra and panties by Terry Richardson, who would call this modest, Jessie exhibits a quite striking furry friend that will certainly create some brother vs. brother type civil unrest between muff enthusiasts and shorn bare advocates. Naturally, the pragmatists like myself among us will only note that Jessie Andrews is wicked hot, knows things we badly want her to teach us, and she could keep an endangered rhino in her shorts and we'd thank the stars for ever getting the chance to be the ones to see for ourselves. Enjoy.

Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 

We had a rather warm reception to last week's announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d' lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

Playboy.TV Free For One Week Still Rolling. Do Not Miss Out!

Emily plays the role of naughty "Insatiable' vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I've been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It's never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M's. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.