All Stars

Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker Topless Devil and Angel for PlayboyTV Halloween Freebie!

 

Have you ever said to yourself, man, I'd love to see Playboy models dressed as Heaven and Hell getting all kinds of topless and nekkid to celebrate Halloween. I know. me too! Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker represent the duality of man's nature. That is, we like wicked hot gingers and brunettes. What two sides were you thinking of? Seeing these girls all naughty and nice and playful reminds me that Halloween is more about just dress up, it's about undressing as well.

Watch the Wicked Trailer and Try Playboy.TV For Free for Halloween Week!

To celebrate Halloween our friends at PlayboyPlus and Playboy.TV are once more offering up their extra special 7-Day Free Trial to Playboy.TV, which if you haven't joined yet, you are completely missing out on one of the single best online experiences available in 2014. And why? To buy one more meatball sub at Subway that you know doesn't take like your moms? No, my friend, that is a waste of money. Free is the hot ticket for you. Funbags, frolicking, and another F-word I promised my grandmother I'd never use again. It's all there on Playboy.TV.  Happy Halloween. Enjoy.

Eila Adams Topless in a BBQ Food Truck Because, Well, Because It’s Naked News Time

 

Of the five things I love in this world, two are grubby food and hot topless women. When you combine the duo, well, it takes on a monumental feeling of tingles all its own. Such is the case with Eila Adams from Naked News exploring the food truck scene without her top on in Toronto. This Naked News video will make multiple spots on your body moist and happy. That sounds so wrong, yet feels so right.

Watch the Video and Get Your 7-Day Free Trial Membership to Naked News Right Here!

While you're at it, consider the wonderful price of FREE for a week long membership to Naked News. I'm not just their pimp, I'm a satisfied customer. Sometimes too satisfied, but then I use a little lotion and the chaffing goes mostly away. Damn the sandwich in that video looks amazing. No offense Eila, but you might be second on my personal menu of unrequited lust. I could be moved to change my mind. Double hotness! Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Behati Prinsloo Wicked Hot, Scarlett Johansson Near Boob Drop, and Much Much More…

 

It's Halloween. It's Friday. It's time for me in my Victoria's Secret costume so secret nobody knows I'm wearing it to open up the weekly Reader Finds email bag o' plenty. It really is better than candy, because as they say, sex won't rot your teeth. Well, not if you're doing it right. Now that I think about it, hot celebrity skin really is the adult version of Halloween candy. You see the packaging, drool, rip it open, and take delight. And when you're done, there's an endless supply waiting. What a world.

This week's Reader Finds includes the Bella Twins with pasties keeping them nipple decent (thanks to EgoReader 'John'), Julia Stegner nekkid and preggo hot in Vogue (blessings from 'David M.'), Candice Swanepoel screencapped in her hot GQ video (praise by to 'Patrick' for this find), Alyssa Milano topless in one of her classic skinematics (kudos to 'Anthony B' for contributing kindly), Scarlett Johansson near boob dress drop from the Golden Globes of yore (sweet find by detective 'Steven B.'), Michelle Williams topless in one of her many onscreen such roles (lovely lovelies provided by 'Nancy'), Michelle Lewin nekkid in Playboy Venezuela (this shout out to so many of you who have submitted this), V.S. model Alina Puscau topless (tossed into the mix by 'Wheels'), Katherine LaPrel topless modeling cheeky pics (outstanding allure donated by 'Griff'), Keri Russell super hot in Details (flashback hotness via 'Owen'), Anna Paquin udderly revealing in early True Blood (love me some Paquin, thanks 'David B.'), Gretchen Mol topless in skinematics (lovely Mols contributed by 'Peter'), Kelly Brook topless in one of her classic flicks (oh, my Brook boobs only get hotter and hotter, kudos 'Marcus'), Camilla Rutherford flashing her yams for the camera (pinch me I must be dreamings courtesy of 'Wren'), Behati Prinsloo so hot in her husband' music video (I'm jealous thanks to 'Daniel'), Joely Richardson topless in some of her early boobtastic work (throwback awesome via 'Blando'), Gwyneth Paltrow boobs in her lesser known topless work (ever so righteous contributions by 'Mario C.'), Jessica Moore topless with perfect ta-ta's (oh my oh my's dealt by 'Yuri'), Nataly Joe flashing funbags for the lenses (a new face and chest puppies per 'William S.'), Stephanie Marie Capeling quite unclothed in Kingdom Come (outstanding body shots via 'Theo'), Barbara Palvin lingerie extraordinaire for V.S. (silken lovelies tossed in by 'Stoney'), and last but not least, a recall of Eva Green full frontal goodness in The Dreamers, a never gets old kind of situation (thanks for closing us out properly, 'Stacey'). It's a ton of flesh this week. I know you, I know you can handle it. Enjoy.

Nicole Kidman and Juno Temple Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

As the winds pick up, the leaves being to fall, and the children high on candy sugar race through the streets like high marauders let us not forsake our weekend duty to catch as much celebrity skin on film as humanly possible. If you consume it, they will make even more. Just a hint. And a strong word of advice from our friends at Mr. Skin who once again have put together short-term forecast for all things beautifully bare and available onscreen right this very minute.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Nicole Kidman not nude in her new flick Before I Go To Sleep, but quite nekkid in Eyes Wide Shut available on Blu-Ray, Juno Temple topless making of the sexy in Horn, now out in theaters, and Kate Hudson and beautiful seat muffins in Good People, now also out on Blu-Ray. It's cold outside, people, get your butt indoors and check out all the digital media world has to offer in terms of nekkid celebrities. Consider me your doctor, I know what's best.

While you're at it, take two, or at least one, Ego discounted memberships to Mr. Skin and don't call me in the morning. I'd love to share in your thanks and happiness, but that is kind of creepy. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Bikini Scrumptiousness (Yes, That is a Word and Yes, It Describes Emma Perfectly)

 

I really do have a thing for Emma Glover. I feel like it's down to me and about twenty to fifty million men vying for her affections. May the odds be ever in my favor. Or not. I'm still fighting for the incredible allure of this brunette visual wonderment who manages to stop me in my tracks with just a smile. When she gets her body into the action, then I just go catatonic, for weeks, they'll probably bury me alive one day but I care not, for my last vision will be that of Emma Glover and her faptastic funbags.

You can't get much more American than Emma Glove baring her wares in a stars and stripes bikini in front of desert cactus plants. Emma isn't American, so I suppose you could get slightly more American, but my point is, I'd like to show Emma how I can name all fifty states as I point to each star on her bikini. Alaska and Hawaii naturally once her top comes off. Ever so sweet and hot. Bless you Emma Glover, you are an international treat. Enjoy.

American Apparel Model Topless For Clothing Sales and Controversy (and Pretty Peeks)

 

I suppose the whole American Apparel sort of kind of exploits young women meme is on the back-burner these days. Not that it's been adjudicated or resolved, just that the media has a short attention span. Nevertheless, the edgy young women's clothing company continues to get hot girls topless for their promotional photoshoots which is a practice I sort of have to stand behind in general, provided no funky business is taking place.

The model is Jenya D, who probably rightfully only wants to use the initial of her last name. I do the same when dating women who work in laboratories or other experimental settings where they may have access to harsh poisons or acids. Just in case. Jenya perhaps for another reason. I believe she's selling plastic pants. I'm not sure, but whatever it is, I keep instinctively reaching for my wallet. I know I can't fit into those pants. Enjoy.

Anastasia Harris Topless in Slinky Lingerie Because That Just Feels Good

 

Anastasia Harris just seems like a girl I'd like to see topless every day of the year. I suppose that's only possible if you're her boyfriend, so I might just allow myself to take that position if it is offered. I shall wait by my Skype for the call from England.

The sultry brunette glamour model from England really is one of the finer reasons to keep your eyesight healthy. I'd eat a million carrots just to maintain my 20-20 on this ridiculously hot body of Anastasia preening about topless in little silky lingerie. This is the sacrifice I so pledge, Anastasia. If you could just be topless when I get home from work, or you know, home from pretending to look for work, that would be the bees knees. Every great relationship is founded on deals such as these. Enjoy.