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Camille Rowe Topless From Angels By Russell James

 

The lovely Camille Rowe took some sexy topless pics by Russell James for his Angels photo book. They are in black and white, so you know they are all tasteful and stuff. Camille is pretty seriously hot. Like, more than your usual naked model type person. She looks like no one you see in everyday life unless you are one of the lucky bastards that gets to hang out with models all the time. Her boobies are superlative. You can tell because one of the pics is an extreme closeup of her nipple. It's one of those slightly upturned pixie nips that look playful yet down for business. She's also got an incredibly pert and tight bottom. I'd like to smack that butt, however that is how you get put in jail. So, I will have to settle for giving it a sexy slap in my mind. Alas.

I like black and white nudes. It makes me feel like I'm less of just a horndog ogling chicks and more like I'm appreciating art or something.

READER FINDS: Maria Conchita Alonso Nekkid, AnnaLynne McCord Topless, Ali Larter Crazy Hot, and Much Much More…

 

I wait for Fridays like parents of teenagers wait for them to check in when out with their cool friends at high school parties. Sometimes, I think Friday will never come, but then it does, and I thank the Good Lord and lie to myself that my child is the only one at the party not drinking or having unprotected sex. It puts a smile on my face always when I get the opportunity to open up the reader email bag and smell the fresh scent of vanilla mixed with hot celebrity flesh. That's an aroma I really should bottle and sell at car washes.

This week's Reader Finds includes previously unbeknownst to us bodacious model Carlotta Champagne (we can't confirm that as her given Christian name, but we do still thank EgoReader 'Jonathan' for his pledge), Maria Conchita Alonso buck as in nekkid in her early film work (many kudos to 'Stanner'), busty Mindy Robinson topless in Alpha House (lovely funions provided by 'Derek'), Natasha Henstridge topless in her own thespianic turn (lovely lusties via 'Bella'), British racktastic hottie Roxanne Pallett quite topless (the most pleasant of melons provided by 'Patrick'), Hailey Clauson model wunderkind topless in shots (oh, me oh my oh's brought to you by 'Allan F.') AnnaLynne McCord topless in one of her genius cinematic fares (McCord mams donated by 'Classy'), Rose McGowan topless in the tub (always been a funbag faptastic, proven by 'David R.'), Madeleine Stowe classically big screen topless (lovely lovelier and loveliests bequeathed by 'Earl'), Astrid Berges-Frisbey and her Spanish tetas putting on an act (blessed Iberians via 'Stu'), Clemence Poesy getting racy on TV (love me some Clemence, thanks 'Donn'), Kate Winslet and Rachel Griffith topless in the 90's (for your pre-millennium lust crushing, kudos 'Ellen W.'), Brazilian model Gracie Hans long and lean and lovely and topless (surprised pleasantly by 'David M.'), Amanda Peet topless in her bestest topless moment ever (digs me some Peet peaches, thanks 'Owen'), Ali Larter crazy sextastic from Allure (Ali and I go way back, she just doesn't know it, much obliged 'Terence'), Karlie Kloss a tad bit slender but quite topless in black and white (lean reveals courtesy of 'Franks'), Emily Ratajkowski busty behind the scenes of her new Cosmo shoot (Emily can do no wrong, shown by 'Dell'), and last, but not least, Beach Bunny modeling Yara Khmidan showing you how the girls of Europe like to flash their bikinis. It's almost too much, but I could never give you enough. Or vice versa. Enjoy.

Melissa Martinez Topless Photoshoot in Interviú Magazine

 

The sultry Melissa Martinez showed off her hot Latin chichis in a topless photoshoot for Interviu magazine. I was trying to think up an adjective to explain the awesomeness of Melissa's funbags and the only thing I can come up with is sublime. Her boobies are perfection personified. They are the kind of ta-tas you just want to curl up to and go to sleep. She should really make a concerted effort to never wear a shirt ever again. She needs to be like those Amazonian natives that always have their jubblies out like you might see on a National Geographic special. As if that weren't enough, she's also got herself an incredibly tight and curvy booty. This is a great thing to wake up to, my friends.

I plan on looking at these pictures throughout the day as a kind of pick-me-up. Think of Melissa's boobs as a Five Hour Energy but, you know, boobs.

Arabella Durkin Topless Delights for Delicious End of Day Thoughts

 

If you're name is Arabella, there's a good chance you're going to be pretty hot. Or a Disney princess. Or both. Arabella Durkin has some regal beagles you will definitely want to peruse in her new pictorial for Zoo magazine. She is as they say, a curvy gal.

I'm not going to lie to you, I could fall in love with any blonde woman with smoky eyes after about 8pm. If that girls happens to be smoking hot with the teats of a goddess, that applies all day long. Arabella is the kind of girl I might even post a missed connections listing on Craigslist for. You were the hot girl with the bodacious topless rack. I was the guy wearing nothing but a table cloth and drooling as I cried out your name. Let's meet! Enjoy.

Nicole Neal Dareth To Drop Top Against Lucy Collett in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There are two things you never want to stand in the way of. An out of control septic tank flushing truck and two hot ladies with stellar chesty treats determined to round off in the Battle of the Boobtastic. Though, really, if you had to choose only one, I'd choose getting in the mix of the boob battle.

This weeks two who dared to bare for the glory of Rome and Gentleman Oglers are Nicole Neal, a blonde hottie of extraordinary hot bodily talents and Lucy Collett, the ginger topped curvaceous dreamboat of my nightly REM sleep fantasies. I'd like both girls leave cracker crumbs in my bed. Hot sweet sextastic crumbs. But only one can strut away today wearing the virtual crown of champions. It's up to you to make the Solomonesque decision, between these two perfect gals, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Lucy Collett

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Sara Sampaio Topless Sultry Dreams Comes True in Black and White

 

Sara Sampaio just happens to be the hottest thing to come out of Portugal since spice shellfish stew and only one of those do I want to cuddle up with in my Ikea bed after dark. Hint, not the stew. We've been yearning, longing, and outright fawning over Sara Sampaio since first we laid peeps upon the wicked hot sultry brunette. Now, she just got a little bit sultrier, by way of these topless crazy alluring shots in Russell James Angels book, which if you're not in line to buy, then what the heck do you spend your money on?

Sara is one of those girls that reminds me that just when you thought a sextastic model couldn't get any hotter, well, there's always a notch higher. There's always an 11 to climb to when the moment is just right. Sara Sampaio and that outstanding female form creates many right moments. I'd lay down the plastic sheeting in advance, just in case that moment strikes without warning. Enjoy.

Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega, Spanish Topless Hotties In El Especial Mr. Skin Playlist (VIDEO)

 

UPDATED: For all of you who complained because I was drinking too much in my pre-World Series ritual and effed up the links, here's the real links:

Check out the Penelope Cruz and Spanish Topless Hotties Video Playlist and 3-Days Free Trial membership in Mr. Skin.

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If you've known me for a week, let alone since the dawn of time, you know I love two things: my family and hot Iberian women. Even between those, there is one I can live without. Sorry, mom. But let's be realistic. Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega and their sextastic peers, that beats your Thanksgiving turkey.

Our friends at Mr. Skin are celebrating lovely Latin ladies and their fondness for Egotastic! Readers by offering you this must watch Spanish hotties video playlist along with a 3-Day Free Trial Membership to Mr. Skin. I dig the good folks at Mr. Skin. They have a deep understanding of all the things we love. They've got celebrity flesh up the wazoo.

Check out the Latinas. Check out Mr. Skin. Find yourself 19% more happy than you were before. That's an approximation, it could go as high as shit-eating grin status. Enjoy.