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Thank God It’s Funbags! Manu Junkes Drop Dead Bare Topless Hotness from Brazil to Your Lower Hearts

 

Oh, blessed end of the week, and a holiday weekend upcoming to boot. Don't be hating on Easter as it is the season of girls in cute outfits and all things cute and fuzzy and edible. Oh, the hams that will be squeezed this weekend. Yes, I do love a Good Friday. Bolstered this week by the diabolically hot blonde looks of Brazilian model Manu Junkes who delivers a knockout blow of the bare boobtastic as Bella da Semana girl in her home nation which must be mighty proud.

On Fridays, we celebrate all that is round and worthwhile in this world. Manu's perfectly plump happy campers make me feel like blowing a horn and throwing confetti. Though that's not a horn, nor is that other thing confetti. But substitutions are perfectly acceptable on a Friday. Thank God It's Funbags!

READER FINDS: Lucy Liu Topless, Candice Swanepoel Topless, Alan Thicke’s Wife’s Nipples, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, it's good to be back from my brief break. Sure, it was an honor to receive the Pasty White Blogger of the Year at the Computer Monitor Glazed Eyes Awards in Laughlin this week. Not to mention the gaggle of hot female bloggers in attendance. Yes, they're all as good looking as the male bloggers if you can imagine. But, be it ever so humble and filled with pornography, there really is no place like home. And on a Friday thankfully. Just in time to rip open the Reader Finds email bag and see what nekkid fun lay inside. Will the wonderments never cease? I sure hope not.

This week's Reader Finds includes Polish hottie Magdalena Frackowiak topless modeling and Kate Upton topless on her horse (thank you to EgoReader 'David M.' for the double shot), Anais Pouliot topless modeling her own hot self (kudos to 'Chris' with an assist from 'David M.'), Rita Ora nip slip big time on stage (observed dutifully by 'Alex'), Gabrielle Anwar topless grow'd up child actress goodness (many obliges to 'Anzio'), Czech sweet model Denise Miliani in bikini and lingerie (dropped off by 'Sag'), Magui Bravi hot booty selfies (dios mio provided by 'Juan'), Alan Thicke's wife Tanya Callau see through sheer black top (nipple growing pains from 'Beast'), Emily Mortimer topless on the silver screen (Em's mams courtesy of 'Amy H.'), topless thespianics from the Hungover Games spoof movie (blessing bestowed by 'Darren'), Lucy Liu topless striptease (fun times via 'Deemy'), kooky Helena Bonham Carter topless in a serious role (bare Bonhams gifted by 'Franks'), Candice Swanepoel topless in Vogue Italy (so much goodness handed over by 'Eric B.'), Mimi Rogers amazing funbags in The Rapture (big 'ums handpicked by 'Enrique'), the sextastic Elle Basey showing off her ridiculous yams (so many smiles provided by 'Ray'), Monica Bellucci in one of her many foreign films (oh, those amazing chest puppies done up by 'Dave H.'), throwback wayback of a rather young Elizabeth Hurley showing off her puppies onscreen (wows initiated by 'Ems'), more Emily Mortimer topless as if there could be too much (this dose of lady humps via 'Session'), Kim Delaney topless in an early role (whoa, this was rather pleasantly surprising thanks to 'Steve'), hottie Nicole Beharie topless in Shame (the goodness continued by 'Ramona'), Sophie Marceau doing as the French do, topless (merci to 'Grant' for these stills), Saffron Burrows bare and delightful thumper (underrated goodies transmitted by 'Owen'), and last, but not least, some delicious views of Ali Cobrin in her American Reunion titillating triumph. It's almost too much, but no, just right. Enjoy.

Rebecca Hall, Emily Watson, and Joey Lauren Adams Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Before the big summer blockbusters start their ever earlier annual launch, it's time to reflect upon the real reason we go to see movies or buy big HD TVs -- the glorious faptastic skin shows by so many of our most sextastic celebrities. And nobody knows skin on film finer than the deviantly nice folks at Mr. Skin who put together their weekly Mr. Skin Minute video to give you a head's up on where to get your head up in TV and movies over the weekend.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute featured Rebecca Hall not topless in the new Johnny Depp movie, Transcendence, but quite funbag flashing in Parade's End, Emily Watson full frontal nekkid in Breaking the Waves now out on Blu-Ray, and Joey Lauren Adams and Priscilla Barnes topless in Mall Rats finally out in HD format. It's boobtastic faptastic galore you really must quick peek. Enjoy.

(Naturally, don't forget to get your favorite rabbit a discount priced membership to the entire Mr. Skin site and archives. It's so much better than another ham.)

Playboy TV Free For a Week to Celebrate Easter (Oh, and Jenny McCarthy Hot Mommy Nekkid Too)

 

If you're symbol is the bunny, you're going to have to do something special for Easter weekend. I mean, sure, the frocks and the hats and the parades and the religious ceremonies and the ham are all well and good, but not quite the same as seeing an entire free week of smoking hot babes galore on Playboy.TV thanks to our Easter giving generous friends at PlayboyPlus.

DO NOT MISS: Playboy.TV One Week Completely Free!

And while we're at it, why not tempt the salacious veins with a look at the most recent set of Jenny McCarthy nekkid in Playboy magazine. She is getting married soon, which doesn't mean we still can't admire her long and storied history with the bunny magazine, but it does mean I have to say a small virtual apology to her New Kids on the Block husband before I enter into fantasy land with Jenny. Just think of all the hotness Playboy has to offer. And, now, it's free for a week. I only pimp products I indulge in myself. Enjoy.

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play Topless Twister for Nuts April 2014

 

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we've all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother's basement rec room. Holly Peers' flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey's sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.

But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been...

India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhian Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It's like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it's tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you'd prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it's a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rhian Sugden

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Heidi Klum Goes Topless Again in Mexico

 

Legendary supermodel Heidi Klum decided to go topless in Mexico for the second day in a row. I told you yesterday about the Germanic beauty letting it all hang out while on vacation with her boyfriend Vito Schnabel. Well, she didn't let the press commenting on it deter her one bit from unleashing her flesh puppies again. Heidi seems totally at ease just hanging out with her breasteses flopping around in full view of all of her fellow beach goers. You have to respect that kind of self confidence. Then again I would probably feel that comfortable with my body if I had been acclaimed as one of the most beautiful people of the last twenty years. The best I ever got was a, "You look alright" from my mom when I went to the prom.

Hopefully Heidi will extend her vacation so we'll get a few more days of topless Mexican fun. Rest assured, if her naked chesticles hit the air we'll report back to you.