Alicia Arden in A Bikini

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. Were they rounded up at forty and marched into the sea. And isn't that amount of silicone bad for the carp?

You look great at forty-seven, darling. This can't be the plan for fifty-seven. Hang in there. Trump's bringing back a job for you from Mexico. Are you perchance low voltage wiring certified?

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