bill-swift - May 4, 2013
For a moment, I convinced myself that turning down an invitation to the London premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness would be survivable. After seing what I missed in the form of Alice Eve flashing all kinds of amazing cleavage and hotty hotness on the red carpet, I believe I'm going to cry.
Alas, I have forsaken an opportunity to firsthand view the spectacular funbags of the blonde thespianic who is going to linger long into the libidos of every young male who sees Star Trek in the next few weeks. Still, thank God for photos. Visual records of the mammarial majesty of Alice in her low cut dress. Just spectacular. Enjoy.
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