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Alexis Ren Busty Little Crop Top Showcases Her Dancers Body

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rusty-mattis - October 13, 2018

Sometimes I wish I lived back in the 1920s just so I could go to a speakeasy. Maybe I could smuggle hootch across the border, wear cool suits, listen to jazz in some smoky club, doesn't that sound like fun? It sure does until you realize if you lived in the 1920s there would be no Alexis Ren.

Booze is legal, you can still wear suits, and Alexis Ren is here and now and she's super sexy. That kind of makes it the best time to be alive. I'm not saying we don't have our problems, there were tons of problems back in the 20s, the biggest of all is the lack of Alexis Ren and Alexis Ren related sexiness. Frankly, I can't go more than a couple hours without getting a little Alexis Ren sexiness recharge so, imagine trying to live your whole life without it. And don't give me that crap about "I wouldn't be missing Alexis Ren because there was no Alexis Ren so how could you miss something you didn't know about" blah, blah, blah. Oh, they knew about Alexis Ren back there. They all knew. They may not have a had a name for it, but it was Alexis Ren.

Alexis Ren and her oh so incredible body is stamped throughout time. People don't know what it is they are missing, it's just a feeling of emptiness inside, they pass it off as nothing. But it's not nothing, it's a lack of Alexis Ren sexiness.

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