Alessandra Ambrosio Super Leggy In Short Shorts

I suppose I say this every summer but every summer Alessandra Ambrosio struts about in little shorts and skirts and flashes her amazing mommy model legs and I declare them the best legs of summer. I usually do it with horns and tubas and a woman with red cheeks playing the harp to make it sound more majestic, though budget cuts forced the band to the sideline this year. So I'll simply state the profound feelings I have for Alessandra's long Pilates toned legs and my desire to coat them in honey from top to bottom and play naughty Pooh bear for up to eleven hours. Pooh does so love his honey.

Alessandra has knockout gams and understands there's no point in putting in all that effort if you're just going to hide the results. That goes for her professional appearances as well as just promenading about town so every man, boy, and jealous lady can turn their head's and wonder to themselves, who is that stunning woman? And, more importantly, how do I get those legs wrapped around me in a squeeze so tight I go to happy sleep while she uses me as she pleases. So many questions. The answers are all there if you ogle hard enough. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI