brian-mcgee - January 17, 2018
To paraphrase a great poet, I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as Alessandra Ambrosio. It's impossible to think that a thousand monkey with a thousand typewriters in a thousand years could ever successfully string together a chain of words more perfectly put together than the absolutely sensational Alessandra.
You know what you could do. Skip the monkeys and the typewriters, that's a terrible idea. Get the world's best writer. The person who is the absolute pinnacle of the craft, whomever they may be, and dare them to write a poem as lovely as Alessandra Ambrosio. I say they crack in under a week. That's enormous pressure and even the best are bound to fold when confronted with such a challenge.
What really completes the package for me in this ensemble is the yellow sunglasses that perfectly match the font color on her swimsuit. That's a new level of dedication to subtle matching that won't likely be topped anytime soon. In fact, for all my designer friends out there, I think I might smell another challenge coming on. Oh well, one foot in front of the other.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA