Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves Some Kind of Bikini Trophy

 Does Alessandra Ambrosio even need to rent boogie boards like the rest of us? I would think that whichever beach shack she goes to would give her one for free. It would be a smart business move on their part since they could market that boogie board as having been ridden by a goddess. 

With the number of preteens that are willing to spoon a pillow, I would reckon there is a pretty penny to be made off of them if they knew Alessandra's boobs made contact with that sheet of Styrofoam. I know when I was that age I was actually willing to pay money for nudie pictures. Now that just seems crazy. And that tells me those guys are so horny and desperate that they will take anything.

I'm not proud of this, but I once sold my younger cousin his own mom's bra by making him think it was a girl's. Ok, maybe I am a little proud of it. The day is going to come when it will be advantageous to share that detail with him; I just haven't decided when that day will be. Right now I'm thinking about doing it on his wedding day.  

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