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Alessandra Ambrosio Heats Up The Bahamas In Tiny Thong

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aldo-vallon - February 13, 2018

I am always amazed at the amount of boobage that a woman is able to hide in a bikini. Alessandra has a good rack on her body and that top is doing a hell of a job keeping them contained. Granted, there is only a very small portion of the boob that needs to be covered in order for the top to be successful. And fortunately for everyone, that spot happens to be centered on the easiest portion of it to be concealed.

Imagine if the nipple was located almost anywhere else on the boob. If it was up near the collarbone then that would mean shirts and bikinis would have to cover most of the chest at all times because they would still need to keep the pendulous portions of the breast tied down. And babies would look ridiculous trying to get a drink. It would be like they were using a straw to get to the bottom of the glass.

If nips were located on the inner or outer portions of boobs then they would look like they have lazy eyes. Good luck trying to keep a moment passionate when you have Crazy Eyes McGee trying to stare back at you.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

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